Tell us your most awkward or embarrassing moment on a date . We all have them :) mine was when I was 16. I tried to be so polite and I was shy . Didn't talk much. As we stood up from having a lovely lunch , a little fart decided to rip out ahhhahaha. Awkward and embarrassed . He just looked at me in disgust . Safe to say ndver saw him again

My date threw up in my best friends face.
Too much lemon gin.
I can still see it...
Spaghetti

At the end of a lovely evening with my girl...We were saying goodbye in the car.....I needed to sneeze.....thought the window was rolled down.......wrong.....and it was a sloppy one....oozing slowly down the window



What do you mean....sniff sniff....no kiss good night.....sniff...ahh...ahh....why not...choo

Picking up the phone or answering the door and it being another woman can be a bit awkward.

.. this is a little gross.. so any women out there interested in me..
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... when I was about 17... my best friend. then and myself... took two girls up to the lake for a bit of camping.... and drinking.... after a night of drinking and laughing so hard we were crying.... we took our dates to our separate tents...
.. I guess my date had a little too much to drink...
.. now you have to picture my date as a very.. let's say the preacher's daughter type...

... halfway through that very intense you know . whatting.
.. she let out a very loud and smelly ( shart.)..... the look on her face and the look on my face.... must have been priceless... neither one of us knowing what to do next.... .
... now whenever I run into that old friend of mine...
.. he always reminds me... of the time... I literally...F.... the shart.. out of a girl. .

....shart...is. a cross between... A s*** and a fart....

speechless and that usually doesn't happen

No1, u win!

My story is an incident when she had excused herself at dinner. I had gotten up from my seat, and when I sat back down. I didn't see part of the tablecloth was on the seat. Wearing dinner wasn't what I had in mind. Date ended with her saying she didn't want to date a clutz.

aww well she wasn't worth it then you can do better

Thanks for saying so Pkh. Really bad though for being my last date I've had.

Well at least someone was cworse than me lmbo

Ewwww , I would have laughed and then throw some tissues at ya and told you to clean up yr act lol

Bahahaha that beats the lot really . She should have dmptied out before going out

Me and this guy friend were "getting busy". I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. So off I went. While I was in there, the guy was still kind of climaxing. He kept repeating my name loudly. He was drunk, so he didn't take notice. I was drunk myself. Suddenly, I hear another man shouting at him to shut up, as he has work in the morning. I gasp when I realize it's his dad. His dad must have heard everything. I pretty much went home, before his dad saw me. I avoided his dad for a long while after that. Moral of the story-Always make sure there's no-one in the house before you both.....................yeah.

Ok few months ago I went out to a comedy club whit this girl she was passing gas and I new it was here cuss she dud it in my car befor we arrived there.

We arranged to meet outside a bar. I waited for like half an hour and then she arrived. The first thing she said to me was, your T shirt's inside out.

Awww you never got to finish . Oh well next lol

Now that is bad . Mine was a slip up but she sounds like she knew it . She should have stayed home knowing that she had excess gas lol

Observant , shes a keeper lol

I think it was trying to talk with someone who seemed star struck. Her nervousness to talk made me a bit uncomfortable. Just seemed kinda awkward and a little creepy.

And why would she be star struck ?? @lionsbrew