that was a great read... your profile made my day... you covered all the bases...Lars out 8)

they haven't returned from the printers yet, i'll rush one right over as soon as they come in!

ps.
i just know this is going to work well, so please be sure to not hesitate once you receive yours. and yes, special consideration will go to those that have been around her more than 4 years.

I absolutely love it....enjoyed the writes.

yay!!!
i probably should have changed the poems out...baby steps, i guess.

plus we need to see your handsome face more and more of you bsck in the poem forum

I like special consideration..
okay then.. I'll be on the look out for it..

I think you are one of a kind. I loved your profile.

I thought 83.... wow and hes on a site, texts,bars, ect... you look pretty good for 83 ;) lol

serious though keep up the great profile and im sure you will find your lovely lady soon.

thanks for stopping by...

i know, i know. it comes and goes these days, but i will work on it.

Application for services:

Female___, Male___, (If you checked male please discontinue any further action. This opportunity just reached its end, now get to steppin)

Select an option, (as described in original offer.)

Kind, caring bf___, Douche-bag bf___, (And for a limited time) Customizable bf Experience___

(Choosing to customize does not increase your chances of success. Provider may not be named in any future lawsuits resulting from this option. All aspects of the 'Customizable bf Experience' must be agreed upon by both (or in limited cases, all) parties involved prior to beginning the arrangement. As always with this selection, your results may vary.

Years of membership to this site. 1-4 years___, 5-9 years___, 10-hopeless___.
Remember, special consideration will be awarded to those persons with more than 4 years of toil here. Should you find yourself in the '10-hopeless' category, please mark urgent on your application.

Please list any conditions, (medical, mental or physical) that may prevent your '�provider'� from delivering the special one of a kind attention you so richly deserve.
__________________________________________________________________________
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Please list any angry, jealous, obsessive or otherwise disturbed ex's and or stalkers the 'provider' should be made aware of. __________________________________________________________________________
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How soon, (should you be selected) would you like for this service to begin? ________________

On a scale from one to ten (ten being most important) rate the following.
Showering (hygiene) ___
Foreplay ___
Fine dinning ___
Conversation ___
Foreplay ___
Oral stimulation ___
Gifts (received) ___
Gift (giving) ___
Fast food ___
Weekend get-a-ways (foreplay included) ___
Kissing ___
Sleep-overs ___
Alcoholic beverages ___
Foreplay ___
Sex ___
Mutual gratification ___
Self-discipline (foreplay required) ___
Abstinence (not recommended) ___


Sign ___________________, Date _______

hey kc.. after sending in the application... how long will it take to process??


just wondering if I can say I have a bf at easter

processing is, well, a process. however, if there is an egg hunt....

there is ALWAYS an egg hunt.. even as adults.. my kids would disown if I DIDN'T do it

forgot ta add... it's their years supply of chocolate

you haven't made your selection clear yet, so i still don't know if i am to show up and help with this or be hungover that day and avoid all of your calls until later in the week.

perhaps it's because you didn't clarify if you'd be willing to join the foray..??? however the assumption was made here, that IF there was an egg hunt.. you'd be a willing participant in the days events.. or at the very least.. show up for the hunt

oh I'd suggest re-reading the application response my dear.. cuz it was clearly stated...

yes, yes, i stand corrected, (and not because of the orthopedic shoes!) always up for the hunt!

then I'll be sure to add more.. make sure you've cleared your schedule for the day.. there's a lotta house to cover