Ya know you must be over 18 to be a mingler..no?..keep feeling whatever it is no1phd...lol!

I probably hold the record for the longest OP in the New Members Forum. What follows is my OP that I posted in that forum. In order to hide my true Melmacian identity, I altered my background to give it a Human appearance.

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[As a way of introducing myself, I am posting an interview of me that was posted on the blog "Life-Like Pundits". The interview appeared on the blog before my wife passed away.]

LLP: Why do you go by the name Dodo David?

DD: Eons ago, before the dinosaurs committed meteor-assisted suicide so that we could have crude oil, I was a pledge in the Thunderbird Squadron of the Arnold Air Society. The Squadron's pledges are called Dodos. The Squadron has a saying: "Once a Dodo, always a Dodo." I am living proof that the saying is true.

LLP: Does it bother you to be nicknamed after an extinct bird?

DD: Why should it? The extinction of objectivity in the Mainstream Media doesn't bother professional journalists.

LLP: Have you always wanted to be a writer?

DD: Yes, indeed. When I was a kid, my high school Sanskrit teacher told me that I had a talent for writing. However, he warned me that I shouldn't become a professional writer until something called the "printing press" was invented. So I waited. When Johannes Gutenberg finally got around to inventing the thing, he told me that he didn't have time to publish my writings because he was too busy printing the Bible. As luck would have it, after the Bible was printed, it became the world's all-time best seller. If only I had been first in line at Gutenberg Publishing, I would be rich and famous now instead of just being good looking.

LLP: Have you considered involvement in other forms of entertainment?

DD: Yes, I have. When Gansta Rap began becoming popular, I hired an agent and sought a recording contract as a rap artist. My stage name was "Toothpick Shakur". Motown never did return my calls.

LLP: What else have you tried doing?

DD: Well, I tried stand-up comedy. I had to stop because audiences kept yelling at me to sit down.

LLP: While in the Navy, you worked along side an active nuclear reactor. Have you experienced any negative consequences as a result of doing so?

DD: Well, I'll admit that there have been a few negative consequences. Once I was arrested for impersonating a neon light. Plus, I am banned from entering grocery stores. The last time that I went grocery shopping, I made the mistake of walking down the aisle that had all of the microwave meals. By the time that I reached the end, everything on the aisle was well done, including the sushi.

LLP: If you can't go grocery shopping, then you must be rather skinny.

DD: Well, duh. Why do you think my stage name was "Toothpick Shakur"?

LLP: Let's change the subject. Your posts indicate that you are a religious person. Have you ever considered becoming a preacher?

DD: Yes, indeed. I attended a seminary until I was expelled.

LLP: Expelled? Why were you expelled?

DD: Somehow the administration found out that I was responsible for the dead horse in the dean's office.

LLP: What did you do next?

DD: I went to work as a life guard at a public swimming pool, but the job didn't last very long.

LLP: Why?

DD: I had a habit of eating while on duty. One day I dropped my chocolate bar into the water, and then . . .

LLP: Say no more. We get the picture. So tell us about your family. You have a son. What is he like?

DD: Well, let me put it to you this way. My son has taught me why some animals eat their young. My wife says that my son acts just like me.

LLP: About your wife, it seems that she doesn't want to be associated with you. But why? She married you.

DD: Yes, but she says that she has regained her sanity.

LLP: How was your wedding?

DD: The wedding lasted much longer than I expected. During the ceremony, the minister made the customary statement, "If there be anyone here who has an objection to this marriage, let him speak now." Right then members of my wife's family started a filibuster.

LLP: Your wife's family didn't approve of you?

DD: Let me put it this way. One of my wife's relatives served as the photographer. When the photos were developed, I discovered that my head was cut off in every photo.*

LLP: Was there any other trouble during your wedding?

DD: Before or after the police showed up in riot gear?

LLP: Uh, before.

DD: Well, there was the incident that set off the riot.

LLP: What happened?

DD: It happened at the end of the ceremony. The minister made the customary statement: "Now you may kiss the bride." Before I could make my move, my wife was in a lip-lock with my best man. Behind him were all the other men, standing in a line.

LLP: Is that when you started the riot?

DD: I didn't start the riot. The minister did. He cut in line.

LLP: How did your wife react?

DD: She left before the police arrived. When I asked her where she was going, she replied, "I have a date."

LLP: Didn't you object?

DD: Of course I objected. I told her that I deserved her respect. She replied, "If I wanted to marry a man who was respectable, I would have married Rodney Dangerfield."

LLP: Ouch! That must have hurt. Did anything else go wrong?

DD: Well, after the wedding, I didn't see my wife again for several days. The next time that I had contact with her was when she sent me a post card. On the back of it, she had written, "Having a wonderful honeymoon."

LLP: Gee, that is awful. Why did your wife marry you in the first place?

DD: She said that marrying me was the penance that her confessor assigned to her.

LLP: Changing the subject, what does your wife think about you joining the Life-Like Pundits?

DD: She says that if this blog were a village, then I would be its idiot.

LLP: She has a point. Do you think that she would be interested in joining the Life-Like Pundits?

DD: I don't know. I will have to ask her when she gets back from her second honeymoon.


[*True Story]

now Dodo.you are going to leave. Room for everybody else to post right lol

yes it is an interesting topic. I have been here on & off for longer than a year. I might change some of my opinions a little bit here & there, but not a whole lot.

When I first joined I did not do the "new members" thing and that was probably a mistake as I tended, in those first months or even year or 2, to take some things too personally.

I will say that I don;t think this should become a platform for reposting others comments or challenging them on those. I don;t think that is what you intend, but I just wanted to get that out there.

REALLY?

when I joined


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I dont remember. .. MEMORY LOST... oh my GOD!!!!!

let me check

lol. EMbareassed? Freudian slip............did I spell that right

I don't remember what my first post was about. I do t think if do anything differently, though. I also don't go back and wonder why I said things.

How do you find your first threads?

Click on the 'Posts#' beneath your picture in the forums.
From there, go to page 25 (its limit.)
Change the address bar to an ascending number, like 500.
See where you stand timewise, at that page.

In other words, increase the number to get to your first post.
Or decrease it for the same reason.

It can take some time to find out how many pages you have,
particularly if you have been around since '07.

(You had 494 pages: http://mingle2.com/forum/show_posts_by_user/243172?page=494 )

You were a chatty wench from the getgo :-)

Sorry side note@ yes I agree tazz was the first person to say hello to me on here, and wux, wow that guy was hilarious you could ask him his favorite color and he would write a novel. I hope these 2 guys found peace and happiness!

My first post was in the thread " 2012 a myth or a deadline" on Sun 04/26/09 08:32 AM

I was responding to a post:




Well if they do, I'm glad I've got my copy of 'The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead'.



My second post was a list of horror movie recs:

George Romero's Martin '77
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre '74
Peeping Tom '60
Night of the Hunter '55
The Stepfather '87
The Last House on Dead End Street '77
Hitch-hike '77
The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane '76
Blind Terror '71, aka See No Evil
Deranged '74
Targets '68
The Town That Dreaded Sundown '77
Mute Witness '94
Massacre At Central High '76
Rituals '77
Hunter's Blood '86
Sisters '72
Southern Comfort '81
The Nanny '65
Race With The Devil '75

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Yep, same-o same-o.


The very first person I remember welcoming me to Mingle was Rowbaby.

Oh, Lord! I love you!

cant remember or find the first posts

but the topics and opinions don't vary much


my opinions haven't changed much, some have been rigidly reinforced even,,,so I probably still feel however I felt then

Your first post

http://mingle2.com/forum/show_posts_by_user/1422142?page=1862

lol,, ty

so I guess there is nothing there to regret