( was inspired to write this last night, wasnt sure if to post in poetry or joke section, eh so went with jokes.)


My GOD is a bully.
My GOD likes to pick on people and give them a bad day.
Sometimes a bad week.
Other times a bad run of years.
Its funny.
But not when my GOD picks on me.

My GOD is a bully.
My GOD helps you and me build character.
My GOD stuffs our face in the dirt to remind us that we are one with the earth.
And to bring us back to reality when we think we are bigger then GOD.

My GOD is a bully
My GOD has a sense of humor.
It is because of this we look both ways when crossing the street.
It is because of this people get hurt sometimes by itty bitty creatures that are a hundred times smaller then us.
It is because of this my GOD creates something so yummy only in turn to make someone allergic to it.
It is because of this cute fuzzy creatures ether spray us with something stinky, or maul us in one swipe.

My GOD is a bully.
But its all good, for if my GOD wasn’t a bully, then we would all run around thinking we was the shiz-nit.
Anyway,
Your GOD may not be a bully, so all you know is peace and love. That’s cool.
But we know that since my GOD is a bully,
My GOD can beat up your GOD any day.

-kaminorisu

think his name is SATAN.. isnt it??
WOW

hahahahaha no, guess you didnt catch the sarcasm

My God is peace and love,so no bully here