1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying *(&%$ YOU!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

This is so true.

whatever is really true
haha

EXACTLY

My g-friend says the number 8 alot to me when we discuss something and she doesn't come out on top. Hmmmmm, guess I didn't see it that way before...lol

10- "Your a Idiot" this means that she thinks you are a Idiot. It can also mean that she thinks your "cute" in a mentally challanged kinda way

haha...do you know me that well???
This is so true!!!

You got 9 out of nine!!!!...great job!!

should this thread go right next to "why can't men be more open and honest?"

ptvf, there probably already is one!!

that was paraphrasing, and yes I have seen it blonderockermom thank you. I just meant that they might go hand in hand.....just a joke

oops, my bad!!

Where's that eye-rolling emoticon when you need it?

lol...so true!!

ITS ALL TRUE!!!! HMMMMM IM AN EXPERT AT ALL OF THOSE!!!

STUDY MEN.......AND STUDY HARD!!!

if a guy needs to study that he's so screwed no amount of learnin will ever save his sorry ass

I'll play by the rules, but I do have one question...

Doesn't this code bother you girls at all? Doesn't it bug you that you are practically if not blatantly lying just to create double standards that serve you best.

I believe I understand why you make this code. You drop hints, hoping the guy will do things the way you envision it without you having to actaully tell them that's what you want. After all TELLING them isn't part of your fantasy of the perfect guy, now is it?

Of course, I'm a fledgling and has a lot to learn, but I AM at least eager to do so.

Nice