moma didn't raise no fool

i think he did, my dog was a character i tell ya.!!!! almost human i swear.

God gave you lips and a voice so, say what ever the fuk you want


ps.. that is when some one is really pissing u off....lmao!!

"you cant teach an old dog new tricks"


"you're barking up the wrong tree"

All is fair in love and war

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck ... it is probably a duck...

Do unto others...first....then run like hell!!!

I walk through the valley of death and fear no evil!!
For i am the evilest one in the valley!!

Lake - I still cannot look at that picture without giggling out loud ... it is hysterical!

If man were meant to fly...he would have given him wings...and a more efficient gas propulsion.

Do you eat with that mouth??

I wouldn't hold in my hand what you got in your mouth!

You don't have to lie to kick it!!

Don't believe everything you hear & 1/2 of what you see!!!

Never trust a guy that says trust me...


(for the guys)
Marry a woman with small hands it makes you look bigger!!

1. Someone once said a million monkeys using a million keyboards could reproduce the complete works of William Shakespeare.Thanks to MySpace, we now know that to be entirely false.

2. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

3. The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

4. Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

5. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

6. Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.

7. Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes.

8. What do people mean when they say, "The computer went down on me."

You can't win em all....if you don't win the first one!!
John Madden said that

Hey Artgirl...if ya need a face powdering just let me know. My llama is in the business!!

If you lay down with dogs you will get fleas

Play with the bull,you'll get the horn
something like that

hi all..

l think therefore l am single...... lol

Hi Bev

How are you liking it here?

Can't never did a thing ...try had to do it all

He was a Jack of all trades and master of none!!