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Watch out where the Buffalo go...please don't eat the YELLOW SNOW!!
Where Bambi goes...NOTHING grows!! |
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Don't write a check your a@@ can't cash!!
Meaning....don't say or do something that you know you can't back up. 
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"Say 200 feet.".
This is what you are supposed to say out loud to yourself on each airplane tow when you reach the safe return altitude of 200 feet during take-off climb from the airport. Any lower than that in the event of a rope break and you would be forced to land straight ahead at an alternate landing site. |
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But sexy..I still have lots of checks in my check book!! lol
BOUNCE...BOUNCE...BOUNCE!! |
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It's cheaper to keep her!!!
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Don't let the door hit you where the good LORD split you
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"He's as anal as a truck load of hot dogs"
A phrase I coined about a good friend of mine. He walks around behind his house guests with a battery operated vacuum cleaner. CLEAN FREAK!!!
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What goes UP...Must come down!!
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s*** OR GET OFF THE POT!
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What happens in Vegas...STAYS in (Parump) Vegas
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Live and let live
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I can't see the foest for the trees!!
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A closed mouth doesn't get fed
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Confuscios say: Man with short stoker...not make much fire!!
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Confusious is correct
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Stick it where the sun don't shine!!
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Did your Mother have any kids that lived?
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Did i do thaaaat?........steve urkel
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This is one from the 70's.......
Sit on it!!! |
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Aman gives another man the FINGER and he replies with.
"Is that your I.Q. or your shoe size?? |
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