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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 4
oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 12/23/13 11:15 AM

it's like -30 outside hippie.. and you wanna see bikinis?? noway slaphead






But...but...but think of the smexy high beams in bikinis on a chilly day! bigsmile

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Mon 12/23/13 11:38 AM
This going to a long day from hell. sad sad sad

Can't wait until 11:15 pm and I'm off for two days :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Mon 12/23/13 11:43 AM


it's like -30 outside hippie.. and you wanna see bikinis?? noway slaphead






But...but...but think of the smexy high beams in bikinis on a chilly day! bigsmile


you can get high beams at 20 deg. C.. however you can get hypothermia at -20 indifferent

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Mon 12/23/13 11:44 AM

This going to a long day from hell. sad sad sad

Can't wait until 11:15 pm and I'm off for two days :banana: :banana: :banana:


we need a magic wand sis.. ((((((((((d))))))))))) pitchfork

oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 12/23/13 11:45 AM



it's like -30 outside hippie.. and you wanna see bikinis?? noway slaphead






But...but...but think of the smexy high beams in bikinis on a chilly day! bigsmile


you can get high beams at 20 deg. C.. however you can get hypothermia at -20 indifferent


But I have faith in the snow bunny inside of you! laugh

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Mon 12/23/13 11:46 AM


you can get high beams at 20 deg. C.. however you can get hypothermia at -20 indifferent


But I have faith in the snow bunny inside of you! laugh


even snow bunnies have enough fur to insulate 'em.. are you saying I'm FAT??? surprised

oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 12/23/13 11:47 AM
Eek! No! Run away, run away! >>>>>>>>>>>>

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Mon 12/23/13 11:58 AM
:angry: you BETTER run...










































laugh rofl

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Mon 12/23/13 12:20 PM
Edited by jemare on Mon 12/23/13 12:21 PM
ooooooooh.... Hippie said the F word surprised Yep, run Hippie runrofl


An elf told me that Santa is going to drop this lumberjack down the chimney for all the women who don't have Christmas trees so that he can chop one down for them:



And Hippie, this lumberjack (with headlights) is for you:




Let's hope today is a turn around for the better for everyone's holiday. flowerforyou




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Mon 12/23/13 01:33 PM
does that model come with hair??? I'll take TWO please bigsmile

I figure I'll wear the first one out in NO time laugh

flowers

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Mon 12/23/13 06:16 PM

even snow bunnies have enough fur to insulate 'em.. are you saying I'm FAT??? surprised


Well, if the fur fits ...

laugh

happy

shocked


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Mon 12/23/13 06:37 PM
hippie.. I think Dave outran you laugh

now I have the bar ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL to mySELF.. *zee runs over to the juke box.. punches in a few awesome tunes.. racks the balls and grabs her favorite cue stick* time for a lil practice bigsmile :banana:

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Mon 12/23/13 06:38 PM


Well, if the fur fits ...

laugh

happy

shocked




just so you know.. it doesn't fit anymore.. it's actually too big bigsmile

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 12/23/13 08:33 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 12/23/13 08:42 PM
Uh, Zee, the bar seems to be short on its supply of the good stuff.

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Mon 12/23/13 08:34 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 12/23/13 08:50 PM
I don't know why, but the juke box keeps playing Slim Whitman songs. I think that it must be cursed.
Either that, or it is programmed to defend the bar against attacking Martians.

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Mon 12/23/13 08:40 PM



Well, if the fur fits ...

laugh

happy

shocked




just so you know.. it doesn't fit anymore.. it's actually too big bigsmile


Well, if you would reduce your calorie intake,
then you would not have too big of an as I was saying, fur looks good on you.

bigsmile

oldhippie1952's photo
Tue 12/24/13 01:16 AM
I am here to drink all the tequila.

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Tue 12/24/13 06:39 AM




Well, if the fur fits ...

laugh

happy

shocked




just so you know.. it doesn't fit anymore.. it's actually too big bigsmile


Well, if you would reduce your calorie intake,
then you would not have too big of an as I was saying, fur looks good on you.

bigsmile


I have some thin ice out back.. seems you like skating on it huh Dave :angry:








fur makes yer azz look big too Dave :tongue:

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Tue 12/24/13 06:40 AM

I don't know why, but the juke box keeps playing Slim Whitman songs. I think that it must be cursed.
Either that, or it is programmed to defend the bar against attacking Martians.


huh I'm hearing Queen Dave.. are you drinking that dragon blue juice again?? drinks

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Tue 12/24/13 06:42 AM

I am here to drink all the tequila.


better get the duct tape out.. ohwell

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