HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

And not to discriminate,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is "FOLLICLE IMPAIRED."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE

for you you know who u are city girl

Good ones -- "rear cleavage" - I like that, sounds better than "plumber's butt." And, my ex was good at "investigating alternative destinations," yeah he did that ALOT.

lol my buddy jokes his kid will need a diaper with a belt kuz his rear cleavage is hereditary

LMAO, yeah city girl knows shsssssssssssssssh too cute.

I always refer to the (girl) no. 4 as "High Mileage".

sounds like a flat tire going down the road

Hummm make ya think flat tire lmao

FYI only, I believe "Overly Caucasian" has been changed to:

Pigmentally challenged.

ROFL i love this one 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." (no offense to anyone blond) i just think its funny