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I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. Bill Crosby It is not fair to ask of others what you are unwilling to do yourself. Eleanor Rosevelt |
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It's hard to sore with the Eagles...... When all you work with is turkeys.... |
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I was reading about the bad effects of alcohol.... So I decided to stop reading |
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." - Albert Einstein |
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Yes the genius Albert Einstein was an ethical horn dog nice post mate. Here's another.
"When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again" I've certainly tripped but never fallen. |
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Times of no money and plenty of dope is much better than times of plenty of money and no dope.
Cheech and Chong |
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^ love those guys
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I won' promise to be your friend forever, because i won't live that long,, let me be your friends as long as i live,,,
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I'm honestly convinced that some women don't fart. They just hold it in and it comes out as drama |
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You don't know a good thing til it's gone.
Toilet paper is a good example. |
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Edited by
KiK2me
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Thu 07/25/13 04:19 PM
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You don't know a good thing til it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example. lol it ALWAYS sucks to run out of paper ! |
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“Expose yourself to your deepest
fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.” ― Jim Morrison |
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Ye totally face your fears.
"Cowardice is a defect" |
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Waiting at a closed door while an open one beckons is both foolish and futile."
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Times of no money and plenty of dope is much better than times of plenty of money and no dope. Cheech and Chong Actually that's a paraphrase from the comic strip "The Freak Brothers." Done in the late 60's early 70s. |
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Times of no money and plenty of dope is much better than times of plenty of money and no dope. Cheech and Chong Actually that's a paraphrase from the comic strip "The Freak Brothers." Done in the late 60's early 70s. It was kind of hazzy so I guessed. I read all their cartoons. |
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Times of no money and plenty of dope is much better than times of plenty of money and no dope. Cheech and Chong Love Cheech and Chong! "Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money" Robin Williams |
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Womanizing becomes a man's hobby when he can't get his eye off any woman.... Solace!
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Don't force a fool to learn cux in the end you would be foolish...
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