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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 127
carold's photo
Fri 08/09/13 12:30 AM



...Is Vivian having a tornado party?


Boy it's easy to start a rumor in here, isn't it..? LOL

Betty is having a party next week, but she is only inviting people who work at Chippendales, I have heard..


yes it is...that's why Betts and I LOVE to tell stories about the people here...:thumbsup:

but that HUSSY didn't invite me to her Chippendale party:angry:
Didn't invite me either whoa

carold's photo
Fri 08/09/13 12:46 AM

why would Viv poke me with a pitchfork...I have been:angel: winking
Its pretty hot down here things can get pretty crazy fast :wink:

carold's photo
Fri 08/09/13 12:48 AM




HUH???? I think Carol is calling me a devil!!shocked

Sounds like we are both a bit confused lol


LOL, reminds me of a song-

You start a conversation, you can't even finish it; say something once, why say it again? When I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Ooooh Psycho Killer Que'st Ques fa fa fa fa fa better run run run run away.....

we get confused easily around these here parts of M2 LOL
Might have something to do with the over 50's gang. bigsmile

carold's photo
Fri 08/09/13 12:54 AM






Dang, I'm pleased I have been watching this tale of double dealing intrigue & character assassination unwind from way back. Anyone who wandered in "cold" as it were, would have just cause to fear for their reputation! At this point in the sordid story, could I ask where young Carold is hiding? She may well be standing in the shadows, hoping no-one will question her silence. Now, at 6.45PM, the hour is at hand to terrorise some foodstuff, with a threat of cooking & mastication!drinker pitchfork


Young Carol is off with a man she met at the local Pub....He's a Bouncer...she can't get off his knee.glasses

I think she finally took my advice and put crazy glue on his knee before she sat on it .


Well she did say she'd like a man to stick around!laugh

yup...AND THATS How you do it lol


It's the only way know!!laugh
I'm back darn that crazy glue was hard to get offfrustrated

laugh laugh laugh At my daughters for a couple of days.:wink:

Sharris's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:08 AM

Good, cuz I need a bath in beer suds to feel better.

good for your hair

Sharris's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:10 AM


Dang, I'm pleased I have been watching this tale of double dealing intrigue & character assassination unwind from way back. Anyone who wandered in "cold" as it were, would have just cause to fear for their reputation! At this point in the sordid story, could I ask where young Carold is hiding? She may well be standing in the shadows, hoping no-one will question her silence. Now, at 6.45PM, the hour is at hand to terrorise some foodstuff, with a threat of cooking & mastication!drinker pitchfork


Young Carol is off with a man she met at the local Pub....He's a Bouncer...she can't get off his knee.glasses

giggle..really giggle

Sharris's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:14 AM





Dang, I'm pleased I have been watching this tale of double dealing intrigue & character assassination unwind from way back. Anyone who wandered in "cold" as it were, would have just cause to fear for their reputation! At this point in the sordid story, could I ask where young Carold is hiding? She may well be standing in the shadows, hoping no-one will question her silence. Now, at 6.45PM, the hour is at hand to terrorise some foodstuff, with a threat of cooking & mastication!drinker pitchfork


Young Carol is off with a man she met at the local Pub....He's a Bouncer...she can't get off his knee.glasses

I think she finally took my advice and put crazy glue on his knee before she sat on it .


Well she did say she'd like a man to stick around!laugh

yup...AND THATS How you do it lol

really?( in my naive tone )

Sharris's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:17 AM





Hi Hippie
we you at Viv's party/
she didn't invite me sad sad sad


it was called on account of storms and on account I didn't know anything about it!!..I think someone had their calendars mixed uplaugh

Sure sure...that's what they all say laugh laugh

Tornadoes Viv...stay safe.

Is Vivian having a tornado party?

Hi Sadie...she is up to somethinglol


yes..5'3"

oldsage's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:18 AM






Dang, I'm pleased I have been watching this tale of double dealing intrigue & character assassination unwind from way back. Anyone who wandered in "cold" as it were, would have just cause to fear for their reputation! At this point in the sordid story, could I ask where young Carold is hiding? She may well be standing in the shadows, hoping no-one will question her silence. Now, at 6.45PM, the hour is at hand to terrorise some foodstuff, with a threat of cooking & mastication!drinker pitchfork


Young Carol is off with a man she met at the local Pub....He's a Bouncer...she can't get off his knee.glasses

I think she finally took my advice and put crazy glue on his knee before she sat on it .


Well she did say she'd like a man to stick around!laugh

yup...AND THATS How you do it lol

really?( in my naive tone )


"NAIVE"????

First liar doesn't have a chance.

NAIVE HArofl rofl rofl rofl slaphead tongue2

oldhippie1952's photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:20 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion something is going on here.

no photo
Fri 08/09/13 06:40 AM
Edited by jagbird on Fri 08/09/13 06:41 AM
Are you Youngins having an argument about something..?

Now.., go stand in the corner and pull down your pants...

(No... nothing else.. That's it..

I figure that it will be enough of an embarrassment as it is..) tongue2

rofl rofl

BettyB's photo
Fri 08/09/13 10:49 AM
Hi everybodywaving

Ladies..don't feel bad about not being invited to the Chippendale party that Jaybird arranged for me.. What he nicely neglected to mention, was that these Chippendale dancers retired at least 40 years ago.
Now they are all bald, fat and toothless. The only thing that gets them moving is when their EXLAX kicks in.grumble

Thank a lot Jaybird...see if I ever wear my mukluks for you again lol

no photo
Fri 08/09/13 11:18 AM
Edited by jagbird on Fri 08/09/13 11:21 AM

Hi everybodywaving

Ladies..don't feel bad about not being invited to the Chippendale party that Jaybird arranged for me.. What he nicely neglected to mention, was that these Chippendale dancers retired at least 40 years ago.
Now they are all bald, fat and toothless. The only thing that gets them moving is when their EXLAX kicks in.grumble

Thank a lot Jaybird...see if I ever wear my mukluks for you again lol


At least.., if you are going to give me heck, Betty.. use my "real" name.. JAGBIRD.., not "Jaybird"... LOL! laugh rofl

I guess that means I should put the loin-cloth back in moth balls, too..?

(wait a minute.. .. I just set myself up again.. bigsmile ) flowerforyou

PS: ....And of course they were older dancers.. Discount price! happy

BettyB's photo
Fri 08/09/13 11:40 AM


Hi everybodywaving

Ladies..don't feel bad about not being invited to the Chippendale party that Jaybird arranged for me.. What he nicely neglected to mention, was that these Chippendale dancers retired at least 40 years ago.
Now they are all bald, fat and toothless. The only thing that gets them moving is when their EXLAX kicks in.grumble

Thank a lot Jaybird...see if I ever wear my mukluks for you again lol


At least.., if you are going to give me heck, Betty.. use my "real" name.. JAGBIRD.., not "Jaybird"... LOL! laugh rofl

I guess that means I should put the loin-cloth back in moth balls, too..?

(wait a minute.. .. I just set myself up again.. bigsmile ) flowerforyou

PS: ....And of course they were older dancers.. Discount price! happy
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oops rofl rofl sorry BOUT THE NAME THing Jagbird.
lolI kinda like Jaybird though .

Well discount or not..they weren't very good. I want a refund.

vivian2981's photo
Fri 08/09/13 12:09 PM



Hi everybodywaving

Ladies..don't feel bad about not being invited to the Chippendale party that Jaybird arranged for me.. What he nicely neglected to mention, was that these Chippendale dancers retired at least 40 years ago.
Now they are all bald, fat and toothless. The only thing that gets them moving is when their EXLAX kicks in.grumble

Thank a lot Jaybird...see if I ever wear my mukluks for you again lol


At least.., if you are going to give me heck, Betty.. use my "real" name.. JAGBIRD.., not "Jaybird"... LOL! laugh rofl

I guess that means I should put the loin-cloth back in moth balls, too..?

(wait a minute.. .. I just set myself up again.. bigsmile ) flowerforyou

PS: ....And of course they were older dancers.. Discount price! happy
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oops rofl rofl sorry BOUT THE NAME THing Jagbird.
lolI kinda like Jaybird though .

Well discount or not..they weren't very good. I want a refund.


Well Betts, he IS running around in a loin cloth...down in Texas, we'd call him nekkid as a JAYBIRD!!laugh

BettyB's photo
Fri 08/09/13 01:01 PM
Haha Viv...see I was right the first time. Jaybird does suit him better lol

delilady's photo
Fri 08/09/13 01:32 PM
It seems I have been gone a long time. Carold has a new man and is bouncing around town, Betty and Viv threw parties and I never received and invitation and Hippie is now a Chippendale dancer.

It seems to me like we moved the Island to Topicless!pitchfork

jemare's photo
Fri 08/09/13 01:41 PM
Darn, I missed the Chippendale's grumble Well even older, I guess some of them could still "boogie" Right? :wink: Atleast you didn't have to pay for them yourself laugh


BettyB's photo
Fri 08/09/13 02:19 PM

It seems I have been gone a long time. Carold has a new man and is bouncing around town, Betty and Viv threw parties and I never received and invitation and Hippie is now a Chippendale dancer.

It seems to me like we moved the Island to Topicless!pitchfork

Hi Jayne
yes there are lots of things going on here .
Hippie was a chippendale dancer...how did I miss that?

BettyB's photo
Fri 08/09/13 02:21 PM

Darn, I missed the Chippendale's grumble Well even older, I guess some of them could still "boogie" Right? :wink: Atleast you didn't have to pay for them yourself laugh



Hi Jemare Well the only one that could boogie was Hippie, but somehow I missed that.
I still want a refund even though Jaybird...oops Jag bird paid for it lol

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