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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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for telling a Melmacian who didn't know better that he could wash himself in a washing machine at the laundromat. Bwaahaahaaa! What other dark and dangerous path can I lead the unsuspecting alien down? I know! He got arrested for trying to jump in the drier, too. For watching me spin. |
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For charging people money to watch his laundromat antics.
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She was arrested for pimping out her man.
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For taking all of the Captain Crunch cereal and claiming that all of it had his name on it.
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Edited by
KiK2me
on
Sun 06/09/13 10:36 PM
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For eating the neighbors p u s s y
Then blaming it on the milk man ! 
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 For baking nasty Cup-cakes. |
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For giving someone the wrong directions to San Jose after they asked him if he knew the way.
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for being too damn gorgeous in public
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For causing a public disturbance by wearing a chicken costume inside a KFC restaurant.
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Yeah, but I was one damn sexy *** chicken!
 for selling doo doo pies to old folks claiming they were dutch chocolate.
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For saying that a chicken can be sexy.
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For unleashing a load of fleas on planet Earth.
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For getting a headache trying to count them all!
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For giving dogs to the fleas.
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For his cat freezer not being at the correct temperature.
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For trespassing on my spaceship, which is how he knows about my cat freezer.
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For not keeping his insurance up on his spaceship.
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prostitution
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For being his pimp and sampling the merchandise.
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for stealing my bell bottoms
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