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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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For driving on the wrong side of the road.
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For removing all the bus stop signs in her neighborhood.
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For parking his ship in a handicap parking space. Hey! I actually use one of these: 
For not seeing my handicapped parking placard and reporting me to the police. |
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For printing up handicap parking placards for every state and using them as needed Illegally.
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Sat 06/22/13 04:00 PM
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For printing up handicap parking placards for every state and using them as needed Illegally. [Seriously, I do use a handicapped parking placard provided to me by the Oklahoma Department of Public Safety. I am physically disabled to the point that I can no longer work outside of my home. Anyway, back to the game.] For going into the changing room of a clothing store and then yelling out, "Oh no! There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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For loudly playing Tom Jones Oldies but Goodies Songs all night long.
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For loudly singing Tom Jones Oldies but Goodies Songs all night long.
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For trying to take my cat home.
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For repeatedly calling Tom Jones telling him that his songs were being song better by me.
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For singing "What' Up Pussycat" too loudly at night and waking his neighbors.
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For shining a light in my window all night. |
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For driving his bus past someone in a wheelchair.
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For forgetting that a yellow light means slow down not speed up.
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For giving the policeman the wrong directions on purpose
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For telling the Judge at Traffic court that they stop the wrong person who ran the red light twice.
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For singing while he was driving his bus and giving the passengers headaches.
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For telling the passengers if you don't like the drivers voice they can catch the next bus.
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For telling the passengers to stop watching the driver.
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For refusing to get off the Bus at the last stop because she wanted to hear some more Tom Jones songs.
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For having all the passengers on his bus sing along with him to Tom Jones songs. |
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