Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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For daring to disagree with a cute, innocent, little baby.
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kidnapping babies
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Kidnapping people out of the old folks' home.
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being my accomplice
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because she was slower than me when the cops caught up with us.
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because he stole a cop car
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because he stole a cop car
and she drove it |
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snitch
threw a Molotov cocktail at the judges car |
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for going around and scaring senior citizens.
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he shave an old lady's "cat" while she slept
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Fri 05/31/13 08:23 PM
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pooping in peoples mailboxes
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pooping in peoples mailboxes For taking the contents of people's mailboxes. |
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pfft
attempting to bribe a judge with sexual favors |
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for driving with no panties on
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For refusing to stop singing off tune.
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smuggling Mexicans across the border
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smuggling chihuahuas across the border
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stealing the hipsters sparkly thong panties
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Pulling the wings off of butterflies
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