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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 5 | |
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throwing used tampons at the cops
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for smashing watermelons inside a Hooters
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For chasing the ducks around inside of a public park with his Boy Scout Knife.
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threating to shoot people with his penis
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For during cosmetic services on the homeless without a license.
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For mimicking the cops action.
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For shining flashlights into old folks windows late at night.
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for breaking into the zoo and letting all the animals out.
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For stealing all of Wonder-Woman's Outfits.
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For stealing all of Wonder-Woman's Outfits. You are SO on to me! What are you doing, spying on me? 
Oh, and you got arrested for making moonshine 
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For setting up a Moonshine stand at a Family Farmers Market.
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smacking a cop in the face with a giant dildo
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for masquerading as a giant dildo
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fisting a nun
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pretending to be a nun
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Skinning cats.
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for providing me with cats
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for providing me with cats Lol! For trying to wash himself in a washing machine at the laundromat. |
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for telling a Melmacian who didn't know better that he could wash himself in a washing machine at the laundromat.
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for telling a Melmacian who didn't know better that he could wash himself in a washing machine at the laundromat. Bwaahaahaaa! What other dark and dangerous path can I lead the unsuspecting alien down? I know! He got arrested for trying to jump in the drier, too. |
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