(guy):How u doing?
(chick):Fine..

(guy):u sure r!

tose jeans must be made of glass
-why-
cause i can see myself in em

this sounds corny but if you get a girl with a good sense of humor
it opens a whole lot of possibilities from her answer.

these pick up lines are funny and some are different,but realisticaly
pick up lines will either get you hit or pushed away.women are so used
to being hit on that most of the women are over it.a total compliment
such as "i have to tell you that i am in love with your eyes.eyes are my
favorite feature on a women"complimenting the eyes is a sure thing of
interest,expecialy if your looking at her realy admiring her eyes

i always liked ...hey we dont you me go back to my place order some
pizza and screw eachothers brains out....then after you get slapped and
she walks away shout what you dont like pizza

lmaoooo good one lion
My 3 faves are: Wow, did you know you have rainy day legs? when she asks
why you call them that, ya tell her...cuz I just wanna see 'em clear up.
number 2: do you have a twin?...why?...cuz no ONE person could be as
beautiful as you
Number 3: if you already been talking for a few..throw this one out, ask
her if she's ever had her belly button licked, if she says "no", well
the next question is pretty obvious...if she says YES however, ask her
if she ever had it licked from the inside

she came up to me and asked if i wanted to suck her dick

thats f-in great im that got me belly laughin

i've been asked:

"do u wash ur panties in windex, cuz i can c myself in them."

how lame is that?

very lame lmao

Ok once again I have laughed my ass off!! Here goes:

Hey you see this blank piece of paper? (blank paper in hand),

All it needs is your name and number to not be blank anymore!!

Pretty lame!!lol

Mine has always been " It must be jelly cuz jam don't shake like that".

ok,ok,ok,ok, how about " your feet must be hurting cause you been
running through my mind all day."

what about ur cuter then a spoted pup and finer then a frogs hair
LOL really lame came 4rm a guy dressed like a cowboy

does anyone here think that the line, you look so good i just wanna eat
you out. lol

I walked up to a guy in a bar, said "would you help me win a bet?"
needless to say, I won the bet and ended up with someone I would call a
friend for life.

I have yet to try this one out:

Instead of what's your sign. I would say: Who's your deity

Ghostie: I love it!


okay...ready for LAME-O???

Guy looks at tag in the collar of girls shirt...then ways

"Yep, I was right."

Girl: "Right about what?"

Guy: "Tag says Made in Heaven"

Ugh...GAG! Even had the guy that used this one on me been the hottest
man I had ever seen I would still have wanted to vomit.

Then there's the guy that yelled after me as I walked away, "I hate to
see you leave but I love to watch you go!"

GAG!

And just one more...

"I love those pants you have on, but they'd look better crumpled up on
my bedroom floor."

Um, excuse me if I don't jump on that offer.

I pretty much just start talking...I can't ever remember using a line...

I've heard some um, 'classics'...

"Girl, you're so fine I'd pay to drink your bath wather!"

"Baby, you're like an illegal drug...You got me totally addicted to you"

"You're so hot, your first name should be 'DAMN!'"

"I'd love to cover you in honey and lick it off you...And I hate honey!"

and my favorite pick up line and response comes from a friend of mine
when I went bar crawling with her...

DUDE: "Baby, now that I've seen you, I now can die a happy man because
I'll never see anything as beautiful as you!"

MY FRIEND: "Oh, really? That's great...Now go kill yourself." -=x

OK i actually thought this one was funny a guy came up to me and said
"do you want to play war?"
(i said)--- "how do u play?"
"i'll lay down and you can blow the hell outa me"