Don't feel bad that happened to me several times as a kid. My parents
put their ashes in pop cans all the time. I agree it's not very plesant
at all. But hey at least you had something to was it down with. lol

Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but
I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and
will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that
he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel
in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be
as smart as you, so he will need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's
the catch Lord?"

"Well .. you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be
our little secret -- you know, woman-to-woman.

Boy : hey baby want to play war?

Girl: umm..ok.. how do you play?

Boy: i laydown and you Blow the hell outa me!!!

and yes this was actually said to me!

OMG so... funny!!!!

Welcome!!!!!

Thank you!!! I thought it was really funny too.

Someone sent me this.Now this ........ is funny...true..but funny!!!



...a smile leads to a laugh


...a laugh leads to a high 5


...a high 5 leads to a hug


...a hug leads to a kiss


...a kiss leads 2 makeout


...a makeout leads 2 finger


...a finger leads to a hand


...a hand leads to a lick


...a lick leads to a suck



...a suck leads 2 a .........


So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this
cuz sex is like math.


...u add the bed




...subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution



...and pray you dont multiply!

lol..WOW!!!!!

Welcome to the site!!!

That was really good!!!

Hey Chicaaa welcome to the site.

Hello Michael 2008!!!!! Welcome to the site.

Hello!!! How is everyone???

LOL...OMG that is really funny!!!!

Hello everyone!!!

I've heard it before but I LOVE that joke!!!!!

captain = morgan

Good morning everyone!!!

Welcome to the site rocketman!!!

Welcome Lulu!!!!