here is a sure fire method to cure you of your ails;

1) borrow some friend or rent some one-two month old baby during the nites; it is sure to pleaze most couples, as now they can sleep...you can enjoy knowing in 2 hours you have to go to work, but the baby needs to be fed, poop, etc all nite long
) take 1/3 of your income, in large bills, and use it to wipe baby's butt with; this represents what you'll easliy will be doing for at least 18-20 years
3) sell jeep, sports car, classy ride for clapped out mini van or sensible passenger car..you won't be pickin up chicks for a long time anyway, might as well cut off the boys and get that over with
4) tie board on your azz....keep thinking big headed bastard...repeat many many time
5) dreams; give up....what you wanted out of life is now shot out he door...gone, never to return...ever
6) woman you was in love with, turns into a mother bear...kids always will come first, you, last
7) life; all the energy you had for having fun, gone...never to return
8) you'll be in your 60's before you have alone time again with mama bear
9) your male organ...you and your hand will become even bigger best friends..invest in hand lotion
10) return screaming child to owners...vow never ever to make that mistake again

your'e welcome

www.ebay.com...lol

I can not give a baby, but I sure love to practice and get on my knees and kiss your feet, but thats too low and there for I just smile!

You know what you want lol, good for you.

Take some time though and find the one. Spend a bit being just the two of you and then have a kid..enjoy your freedom though because a kid changes everything!

Ummmm... if'n ya don't mind my two cents here, your profile states that...

a. you smoke often
b. you drink often

Are you sure you're ready for a child?? Just wondering if that would stop if you had a child, or at least in moderation? MUCH moderation?

my sister said that you could hit her up anytime

Hey Bob c'mon I know this thread is wack and all -but you make having children sound like a hellish and horrible thing. lighten up ! it's actually fantastic!

Children are a joy, I know because I was the best child my mom could of ever had
She could of had 10 of me!

Just remember this, the number one cause of divorce






















































is Marriage!

I want an all you can eat salad bar, and I don't want to pay alot.

I want a girlfriend too!

Let's go shoppin'!

If your really serious all you have to do is make the girl/woman fall fast and hard and it's incredibly easy. basically, look up topics like hypnotism and pua's on the net. Learn how to make her fall in love with you in a short time. It'll be a somewhat slow process of trial and error but soon you'll come across someone dumb enough to have one with you assuming you do everything right.

Or adopt... good luck with that one man.

poor kid.

Damn, Bob, I was making progress with the therapy sessions, too.

kids are great...for some others...proven fact, ugly people make the most babies...more reason not to let them reproduce....there is only enough women in the world to put up with me, do i want to saddle the poor, unwitting ladies with another demon-seed like me?

hahahahaha

i did think about cloning, but so far sheep are the only options...at least there are more dates

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO FIND SOMEONE THAT WILL ACTUALLY TREAT ME THE WAY A WOMAN SHOULD BE TREATED AND NOT LIKE A PIECE OF CRAP ALL THE TIME.LOL. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???? SEEMS HARD TO FIND THESE DAYS FOR BOTH SEXES.

i think that he meant Chantilly Lace & a Pretty Face - he wants a gf....
the gf is his bb...

OK - "never mind"


the big bopper says: "Hellllllooooooo Bayyyyyyybeeeee!"

THAT IS THE WAY I TOOK IT ALSO BUT EVERYONE ELSE THOUGHT DIFFERENT. WHERE DID HE GO ANYWAY

chantilly lace...sit on my face..ooops, wrong song....