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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME ????not really... >> Can you cry under water? >> >> >> How important does a person have to be >> before they are considered assassinated >> instead of just murdered? >> >> >> Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. >> but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? >> Where's that extra penny going to? >> >> Once you're in heaven, >> do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried >> in for eternity? >> >> >> Why does a round pizza come in a square box? >> >> >> What disease did cured ham actually have? >> >> >> How is it that we put man on the moon >> before we figured out it would be a good idea >> to put wheels on luggage? >> >> >> Why is it that people say they >> "slept like a baby" >> when babies wake up like every two hours? >> >> >> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? >> >> >> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings >> and then put money in binoculars >> to look at things on the ground? >> >> >> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? >> They're going to see you naked anyway. >> >> >> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? >> >> >> Why do toasters always have a setting >> that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, >> which no decent human being would eat? >> >> >> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? >> >> >> If the professor on Gilligan's Island >> can make a radio out of a coconut, >> why can't he fix a hole in a boat? >> >> >> Why does Goofy stand erect >> while Pluto remains on all fours? >> They're both dogs! >> >> >> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money >> to buy all that ACME crap, >> why didn't he just buy dinner? >> >> If corn oil is made from corn, >> and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, >> what is baby oil made from? >> >> >> If electricity comes from electrons, >> morality come from morons? >> >> >> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? >> >> >> Why did you just try singing the two songs above? >> >> >> Why do they call it an asteroid >> when it's outside the hemisphere, >> but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? |
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Why is it you Drive in a parkway,
But Park in a Driveway? Why is it when something is sent by Truck it's a shipment, But if it goes by Boat it's CARGO? |
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I think those are the best questions that anyone could answer. Can people get give a hand and think realy hard.
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if you were the professor on the island with Maryann and Ginger and the only compition was Gilligan , Skipper, and mr Howell would you fix the boat?
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lol- leave it to you
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carebear, best answer I have ever heard to the professor question!!!
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune? actually they do!
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