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Topic: Zee's Pub! - part 2
geppetto55's photo
Sun 03/24/13 04:29 AM
Roger dat Zee.
x2 of the warm 'n fuzzy, happy go lucky loss. I apologize once again 'n lays back
down by my dish. :)

Happy Sunday to y'all.

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 04:48 AM



You know you're getting old when...

1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

9. Happy hour is a nap.

10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.



11. The mammeries are under the table instead of on top of it....ummmmmm :angel:

Would you like cream with that El Toro?? *blink blink*

Ole!!...ha!


laugh there's a temporary solution for that... bigsmile

underwire, padded, push-up bra's.. they'll never know what hit'em :thumbsup:


Ooooo...me likey that colour!! :thumbsup:

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 04:53 AM



bigsmile

K.. listen to the video while watchin the dancer :thumbsup: what can I say.. I'm a DANCIN' fool... laugh


hahahaha...she hit the floor!

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 05:18 AM
Edited by Kahurangi on Sun 03/24/13 05:19 AM

I was just reading thru a few threads and saw one asking people to give a movie title (not the content, just the title) that describes their sex life.. well.. not wanting to stomp all over that thread with my prudeness lol, I thought I'd post it here BUT take it in another direction..

so if life was a string a movies.. THIS would be mine.. in order..

Birth
Angels & Demons
Amazing Grace
Looking for Mr. Goodbar
Bride of Frankenstein
Baby on Board
Running Scared
50 First Dates
Crash
An Inconvenient Truth
Adaptation
17 Again

bigsmile


lol @ Bride of Frankenstein...tell me his name wasn't Igor.

Oh now let's see...in no particular order

The Jungle Book
Clueless
Runaway Bride
Sex in the City
The Perfect Storm
Rabbit proof fence
Crooked Earth
Bend it like Beckham
Gremlins


bigsmile



Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 06:35 AM

*zee stretches, rather loudly surprised, and plunks herself down into one of the big comfy chairs in front of the hearth of the roaring fire* tis a good morning for enjoying a lil ahhhhhhhh.. bigsmile drinker

it's SATURDAY.. YAY..

I've been having a lil mouse problem recently in the house.. it happens when one is living in the country.. anywho.. up until a few months ago.. when I still had kids and cats.. I rarely had this problem.. duh.. we had cats here slaphead.. so when my youngest left.. so did the cats.. a few months later, now that it's just me and the dawg.. I've been seeing signs of mouse-life around the kitchen baseboards.. surprised noway so I visited my youngest yesterday and walked away with one of the cats under my jacket bigsmile

after returning home I made a point to clean all the areas I had seen indications of mice.. and this MORNING?? I woke and ran into the kitchen to see..........


























NOTHING YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY..

I read an article online that said mice can 'smell/sense' natural predators (cats, snakes etc) and run, whether the cat is a mouser or not... THANK YOU INTERNET laugh saved ME having to tent the house and 'Raid' it :thumbsup: bigsmile


Only now you have a cat without a job ;-)


no photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:09 AM
Edited by Zero_Effected on Sun 03/24/13 07:30 AM



laugh there's a temporary solution for that... bigsmile

underwire, padded, push-up bra's.. they'll never know what hit'em :thumbsup:


Ooooo...me likey that colour!! :thumbsup:


I don't particularly like the lace on the straps and the top of the cup.. I find it scratches my skin and irritates the crap outta me.. looks kinda funny too to an outsider laugh but I LOVE the colors they have now AND the sexy feel.. I could be dressed in old jeans and a tattered sweatshirt or T but underneath it all.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIF5JqVSeQ bigsmile





ooops.. t'was an URL not an IMG slaphead

no photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:19 AM


lol @ Bride of Frankenstein...tell me his name wasn't Igor.

Oh now let's see...in no particular order

The Jungle Book
Clueless
Runaway Bride
Sex in the City
The Perfect Storm
Rabbit proof fence
Crooked Earth
Bend it like Beckham
Gremlins


bigsmile



laugh nope.. his name was Dick..surprised I kid you not.. that should've been my FIRST indication slaphead laugh

:thumbsup: cool list.. laugh gremlins.. loved that lil Gizmo

no photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:25 AM


Only now you have a cat without a job ;-)




not yet.. they're only in hiding..ohwell but she does have an EASY job.. she's just gotta hang out here.. win/win for both of us.. bigsmile

palsummer's photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:27 AM
grumble noway

palsummer's photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:28 AM
grumble noway

no photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:47 AM
hello Pal.. welcome to our Pub.. shimmy up to the bar and make yer order drinker


it's BRUNCH time peeps.. YEAH.. gotta love SUNDAYS for all the nummy foods bigsmile





I gots MINE bigsmile

with a side order of

no photo
Sun 03/24/13 07:58 AM
and now for something comPLETEly different bigsmile
*zee puts a music dvd into the system and lowers the 80" flatscreen*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM8Ss28zjcE

dmckinnon's photo
Sun 03/24/13 10:20 AM

I gots MINE bigsmile



Heart attack on a plate.

geppetto55's photo
Sun 03/24/13 01:58 PM
found one to go with K's pipe fistfulla posts past.

before I get to babblin' of cris crossin' streams to land on...Finda mat ina darkened nook 'n enjoy...c'mon. I dint say slouch 'leven minutes away. sit straight...zills if ya gott'm. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnhcGpmH9Y

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 02:57 PM




laugh there's a temporary solution for that... bigsmile

underwire, padded, push-up bra's.. they'll never know what hit'em :thumbsup:


Ooooo...me likey that colour!! :thumbsup:


I don't particularly like the lace on the straps and the top of the cup.. I find it scratches my skin and irritates the crap outta me.. looks kinda funny too to an outsider laugh but I LOVE the colors they have now AND the sexy feel.. I could be dressed in old jeans and a tattered sweatshirt or T but underneath it all.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRIF5JqVSeQ bigsmile





ooops.. t'was an URL not an IMG slaphead


I know what you mean...i'd be fiddling with that all day long trying to get comfy. But i do like the colour. A girlfriend and i would quite often joke about the exorbitant amount of money we'd spend on gorgeous lingerie with nobody to see it except the fly on the wall laugh...it was a standing joke to talk about just wearing our underwear to the pub! Of course we never did. laugh

oldhippie1952's photo
Sun 03/24/13 03:02 PM
I'd like it if you just wore your undergarments. You could join the lingerie football league.:angel:

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 03:24 PM
hahaha...i could, but your ticker might not be able to handle the scrums ;-)

Kahurangi's photo
Sun 03/24/13 03:27 PM
Where's my manners???

Hi de ho to the new patrons DC & Pal.

Happy hour is up...it's Zees shout! :wink: bigsmile

geppetto55's photo
Sun 03/24/13 04:33 PM
Edited by geppetto55 on Sun 03/24/13 04:46 PM

I'd like it if you just wore your undergarments. You could join the lingerie football league.:angel:

Dude either you've balls o brass or ignorant. Full run I hear K ken spin a paltry patch o chest hair to knots, yank knot as bugger 'n flick to ones eye...score a try. enya talkin' panties?

..second thought..there's something of Mary was paltry in comparison. I can't speak of blames.
..where's me dish~ my snout iza chafing.

~song of the paddle~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpbNMk7Y3ic

fahh, I just watched it. Phooey, song of paddle 'n medicine ball walk about ain't just shaking rain from trees walk about...cuts a sail from my best as Billie Bongs holds Tigger.


no photo
Mon 03/25/13 07:19 AM
none of your links worked for me g-man.. just sayin..

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