Was freakin' hilarious! My friend dragged me and my buddy out to this bar near my town for a DragQueen show. Now I never ever been to a gay bar, but I must admit I laughed my ass off while I was there. Basically the rule me and my friend Tina have is that if someone hits on either one of us and we don't like them, I'm her bf or she's my gf for the night. What are best friends for? My friend Dave got hit on a lot... like this guy came up to us and asked if Dave would stick out his tongue... kinda an odd thing to request but I laughed. I only got patted on the ass a few times while walking to the bar.

Even after dancing on the dance floor with Tina guys STILL patted my ass, I know it's nice and all but cmon...

So after we were done there around 2am-2:30, my buddy Sean was showing me how to seduce a woman just by touching her face, using Tina as our monkey for a moment. I never have done this with any of my previous gf's because they'll just get in THAT mood in seconds, I never needed to touch their face. So I was practicing on her, laughing my ass off, when all of a sudden a woman walks up to us and starts doing it to me, then to Tina. Yes, it felt good, and then her bf came up to me and starting talking about women.





...so there's a good laugh for you people.

Joshy... I don't know where you live... but maybe you should
start a journal... It would make a halariouse book someday-
All the adventures of Joshy...

...Great, ANOTHER guy in the book market named Josh... Er I mean Yeah, that's probably a good idea!

I seriously have wrote down some stories that had happened to me...


More shyt happened after the parking lot, too.... just, uh, it was weird...

joshy, is she still just your friend LOL

....lol, yes, still my friend....

hahah that's to funny " great another guy in the book market named joshy" hahahah! literally that made me laugh

yes joshy44 2nd chapter will be on women in subway and how to seduce them with sandwhich meat and mayo

wait.. parking lot after gay bar josh.. .hmmm now i'm scarred for your assginity lol

I just heard a gay guy screaming at his bf saying "go ahead and suck his c*ck! I don't give a f**k!"


None of them actually came on to me though, just the patting on my ass.


Dragqueens are hilarious though.... it was a grand night


Oh, and my book would pwn all because it's the true stories about this guy here! *points to self*

aww joshy has self confidence how cuteeeeeeee !

LOL a woman did the face thing right back to ya? Her boyfriend came to?

That's a wild night

da** I miss all the fun!

ahahahaha, it was fun!


*writes story*



...why does all this weird shyt happen to me?

Hi Joshy! I go out with my (male) cousin and pretend he's either my cousin or my boyfriend, depending on who approaches me lol

lol exactly. If the girl is hot or muy muy cute, then Tina will not act like a gf, but I know the person already/if they annoy me then I'm not single for a few minutes... lol

Slender..lol...That's a good way to weed them out!!

joshy, are you saying you didn't take one home wih you???

Josh, you need your own show on MTV.

i LOVE gay bars...but i tend to get in trouble.

like...i was at one called "backstreet" that's mostly male-male...with a few friends. this one guy at the next table was flirting a bit, so i nodded and asked if he'd like to dance. after a couple of really hot dances, the guy next to him, who was HUGE and wearing a santa hat...decided to make my acquaintance.

santa tells me that the guy is HIS, and that i'd better watch out, or he'll TAKE me out. anyone that knows me knows that i can be a bit cantankerous when screwed with. so...i smiled, my friend notified the bouncer...and i took the guy BACK to the dance-floor, ending up literally rolling on the floor with him, swapping spit for all it was worth.

santa was screaming and trying to get at me...and the bouncers removed him, as i waved good-bye.

funky called medina