This is an oldie – LAUGH AGAIN!



Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.


At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"


And *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."


St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.


St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says.


"No sister, the pa per says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."

If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

I don't want to go to hell

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Laugh

Then you might get a skeleton crew!!

i wanna laugh but i don't want to go to hell

Im going to hell for this one

It was probably a nun who wrote it.

i was going to hell before i laughed and now i really am.