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I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower?
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I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower? If you are that hairy, then you could always move to the Himalayas and live like a Yeti. |
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Put some w-d 40 on those stickies for a few mins. they will come off easy. Or you can use baby oil, or mineral oil.
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Holy moley, those things stick even without hair :-)
Gird your loins, maybe some cuticle scissors? |
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9 off, 5 to go
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Watch an episode or two of Jackass to mentally prepare. Get a stick for between your teeth and call a friend to yank those bad boys off! Don't forget to film it for YouTube...
Or.... You could just get adhesive remover pads from the pharmacy ... I think the active ingredient is mineral oil...vegetable oil might also work. May the force be with you. |
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I got out of the hospital late last night; I told my doctor I had the flu, she insisted I was having a heart attack and wanted to call an ambulance. Anyhow, it was pneumonia. The problem is I have a very manly chest and those gosh darn heart monitor sticky thingies hurt like heck even when you pull them off in the shower (they refused to shave my chest first); so I am still staring at the shower and probably getting a little stinky. Can anyone help kick my butt into the shower? JUST DO IT! You will be exhausted but the steam is good for you and the "clean" is a mind enhancing drug that can't be beat! GO!GO!GO!GO! |
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Thanks everyone, only three left, but we'll get them tomorrow, no need to rush things and overdo it, nice and easy
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in 2011
i had a severe case of pneumonia which i didnt even know i felt fine i went to dialysis that morning and the last of the 45min that i had left on the machine i was having a major breathing issue they called the ambulance and they took me to the hospitol as to find out i also had a bactral infection and a mild heart attack in may 2012 i had a severe bactral infection and a small case of pneumonia and i told my heart doc and he said better not next may ( actually better not at all) |
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Mantra:
The SOAP IS MY FRIEND! THE WATER WILL NOT CARRY ME AWAY TO THE LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS! MY MOMMY DOES NOT LIKE A STINKY SON! I MIGHT GET A SPANKING! THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM CLEANLINESS! If you are not motivated now I can suggest a electric cattle prod! |
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Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off..
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Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off.. OMG even I had to laugh at that one.... Alcohol should help break up the sticky... |
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Just think to yourself: What would Robin Williams do?
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Squirt lighter fluid on them and set'em on fire...That won't help loosen them up any, but it will make you forget about how much it hurts to pull'em off.. This is the manly way to go. |
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Soak them down good with baby oil a few times and they should slide off easier. Plus you'll be baby soft and smell really good
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