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in an automated email from Jack The Ripper to
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..that Anglican bishop announcing his new lease of life and wanting to be a preacher...however in nearby...
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Elbonia
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, where it is the time of year to...
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gather all of your receipts for...,
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the shoe sales you went and ....
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visit the Elbonia wine bottling plant to watch the world famous cork socking championships that..
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Attracts tourists from...
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as far away as Hogs Root Hollow, North Carolina, where
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they won't ever sale you steer (Beef) there....,
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but they will steer you in the right direction to
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the sporting goods section at walmart. Make sure you remember to bring...
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head gear because those prices will try to knock you out...,
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of your socks
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and shoes...
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can never take up enough space in your...
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private jet...
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on the other side of the wine cellar...
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with the
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naked women throwing grapes at you trying to create a...
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