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...that made the local scarecrow scream MAMA! out of fright....
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when he saw the impression of a face in the mushroom covered cowpie that...
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looked pretty strange...
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but smelled surprisingly...
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like
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perfume from...
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that hippy chick he used to date who...
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played in manure on her organic farm.
Made him wanna... |
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say where the heck is my new toothbrush ...,
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and licorice flavored dental floss that...
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Santa brung me....
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the night my wife caught him naked...
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out back inthe toolshed with the neighbor's
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smoothie maker....
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but that
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is nothing compared to the ...
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riot started by
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the little gremlins...
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in Hartford CT...
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where sleighing is allowed on all of the major highways during...,
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