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Joseph Stalin was awaken by what he thought was a bomb....
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but in fact turned out to be
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Edited by
Dodo_David
on
Thu 01/31/13 03:36 PM
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a huge fart from the fat lady before she sang
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the National Anthem...
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of Elbonia
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while standing on...
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Joseph Stalin's favorite toupee....
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which flew off his head when...
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Tom the alley cat came strolling by...,
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and meowed as loud as he could. It really startled Russian citizens....
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to replenish all of those empty vodka bottles...,
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that were emptied by
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all those peasants eating Mc Stroganov..
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...munching and watching 007 From Russia With Love...
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and wishig i could be just like
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Annie Oakley...
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in Russia??? The Ice Palace??? REally......
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The Bolshoi Ballet could be better if....
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the dancers would just...
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dance with jello on their
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