Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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For refusing to acknowledge my win streak on the "Last to Post Wins" thread.
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For still eyeing my 2012 'typing steady' title on the "Last to post wins" thread.
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For asking a girl on a date then not showing up,..
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For asking a girl on a date then not showing up,.. Found out the girl was a boxer...lol. for constantly disconnecting calls while on phone with a propective date and pretending it was the network |
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for placing a big ole tub of super glue at bottom of Santa's chimney
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One too many prank calls to the Apple tech support line
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For pawning off artwork from the Oval Office without permission
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For chasing down Santa and taking all of his presents ?
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Grand theft auto
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for eating a child's gingerbread man
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For stealing and illegal use of a patent for gingerbread scented candle
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for putting out the candle when it was being use as lighting by the FBI
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For locking the door and throwing away the keys ?
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Cause he's an ole fart, And he don't like changes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
ArtGurl
on
Sat 01/05/13 04:32 PM
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I've heard that it had something to do with a firecracker, a tub of peanut butter and a senior citizen.
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I heard from someone who heard from a reliable source that it had to do with a cop and deflation of a tyre.
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For using a fart-smelling firecracker...
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For selling fart-smelling firecrackers to Muaness out of the back of a pickup truck in a Walmart parking lot.
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for smoking in the boys room
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For pretending to be a doctor and diagnosing all her patients as "silly".
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