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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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Edited by
techknowlove
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Thu 11/22/12 05:07 PM
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Ordering and having them deliver 50 pizzas to Target store during Black Friday sales, and then fleeing the scene
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For talking loudly during church.
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For singing to loudly at church service again.
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For snoring during the church service.
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For singing off key during a hymn session
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For getting the organist to play "In Da Goda Davida" by Iron Butterfly during church service.
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For raising a song that was not reharsed in a choir competition
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For singing off key.
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For screaming halleluyah! during sacrament
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For receiving "host" two times in a mass
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for smiling at every word the priest said during sacrament
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For sneaking a jar of Skippy into church and using the bread of the communion to make pb sandwiches.
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For sneaking a jar of Skippy into church and using the bread of the communion to make pb sandwiches. Lol. For speeding of with all the sandwiches. |
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Setting up a sandwich shop in a library, and smearing mayonnaise all over the books
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For using mayonnaise instead of mustard.
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For bringing his customer a sandwich smothered in mayonnaise after the customer specifically said, "SANS the mayo".
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For bringing the same customer a sandwich which had mayonnaise mixed with sand, because he misunderstood what the customer said.
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For eating half the customer's sandwich while delivering it to the table.
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For eating the other half after it was delivered to the table.
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For adding more hair to his customer's salad after his customer complained, "Waiter, there's a hair in my salad".
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