Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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For stealing all the cats from the pet store
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For stealing all the cats from the pet store What you humans call a "pet store" we Melmacians call a grocery store. |
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..could'nt xplain why he was with a recorder that played only 'MEOW' from start to finish.
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For not accepting second place to Superman TopherJ on the "Last To Post Wins" thread.
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Mating with pets in the neighborhood.
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For giving head to a zombie
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For not returning any of Game Stop Video Games.
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For passing a school bus.
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For trying to get a free ride on the bus by telling the Bus Driver she lost her Transpass somewhere on the Bus yesterday.
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For not giving me a free bus ride.
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For not giving me a free bus ride.
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For nude sunbathing at the mall
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for not having a sword fight with me... Booh
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For theft.....of my Abercrombie & Fitch threads
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For trying to sale used basketball sneakers in front of Wal-Mart Super Store.
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For promoting the said sneakers in his online blog.
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For replacing the old sneakers with old flip flops ?
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Being nude on the wrong beach
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For being nude at the wrong time.
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for taking the last cookie from the cookie jar
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