I'm 1 thru 8..... opps wrong thread..... OMG that was funny..... so how much hate mail are you going to get now

So funny... except that they are real people efforts which makes it a little sad...

Nope, still funny!

That is funny Lex.

I felt a little bad for the people (and releived mine wasn't up there )for a moment but then realized that if they can type up a profile and post it on a website ... then they have access to a dictionary!

Thanks for the laugh

lex, were those the profiles of the ladies who wanted you to buy them tickets. so they could come to this country and move in with you???????

Widower -- No, Olivia/Hilary and her crew all wrote with distinct Russian accents, and I have posted a few examples of their marvelous missives at various points in the past. And I'm still a little ticked off about the 29 plane tickets.

These snippets are from various sites, but they are all taken from profiles of people who live fairly close to me. So everybody who was worried that their own "work" might appear here, you're safe unless you're in the general Chicago area, in which case, no guarantees!

And I still have no idea what "bod tits" are. I figure it's either a misprint for "bad tits" or "bird tits" but either way I'm not all that interested.

DAMN...Olivia Hilary never showed...The nerve of her and I was hoping to know someone that knew her dad Steve Martin so I could get his autograph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG...Funny!

<relieved that a snippet from her ad wasn't on the list>

Hey BAYAREA yours is on their its the 11th one down lmao

That was about the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for the chuckle Lex.

Working - What-EVAH!

lolol what no comebak?

"What? No come back?" That's what I told my last date.

My fingers are cramping up and my eyes are glazing over from this site.

lmao

Lex....

Thanks for my laugh this afternoon, this was the BEST thing I've read in a very long time...

that was so funny!!!....too bad they didnt take the time to proofread before hitting the send button.....or maybe they did!!...lol

Oh dear...

lex will trade six nigerians for six russians, that way neither of us can be accused of cornering the market. LMAO

lex will trade six nigerians for six russians, that way neither of us can be accused of cornering the market. LMAO

I think I'm just going to focus on Ukrainians from now on....

Lex, this is an actual ad I came across on craigslist this morning. Of course, I thought of you:

"LLAMA, HORSE AND RABBIT MANURE
We have an endless supply of this excellent manure."
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/zip/389547860.html

I didn't know we had that many Llamas in the San Diego area.