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| Topic: You wake up one morning and... | |
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!"
What do you do? Panic is an applicable answer! Personally I would probably take a marker and write 'wide load' on my backside! That would inspire me to work that backside off! |
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What if you don't!?
 
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What if you don't!?
If you don't what, wake up? |
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Don't look in the mirror...
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Don't look in the mirror... Ignorance is bliss. |
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What if you don't!?
Rejoice at being aerodynamic! |
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Don't look in the mirror... Ignorance is bliss. Only until you have to buy 2 airline tickets! |
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Don't look in the mirror... Ignorance is bliss. Only until you have to buy 2 airline tickets! Ouch! |
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I would rather have a big, bouncy azz then a flat, no azz
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How about an abdominal pouch? I will always have one because that is where they put the kidney transplant. Other than that, I am "average."
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!" What do you do? Panic is an applicable answer! Personally I would probably take a marker and write 'wide load' on my backside! That would inspire me to work that backside off! First, I would wonder how the hell a donkey got into my bath tub. |
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A hinney conversation!!!
Eh..I guess I don't really care about how it looks. I sit on it all day long, so ..I don't have to stare at it. |
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Been my experience that a rounded hinny is better suited to stay put. On a fresh treated Armored All car seat.
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Hmmm I would do something as long as it didnt involve exercise.
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!" What do you do? That's a good question for a woman, but what about a man who realizes, "I have a fat stomach!!!"? |
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I have been lucky and blessed enough to inherit my mothers side of the family remarkable metabolism. I don't want to risk it though so I do have a morning workout ritual that some people believe is crazy, but it works for me.
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No problem....I would realize it was just a nightmare....smile at the fact I got a great body...then jump into my thongitard and go take my dog for a walk.
I got better odds of being a Chinese jet pilot than having a fat @$$. |
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I would rather have a big, bouncy azz then a flat, no azz I would give one half of everything I own to have a big, bouncy azz instead of the luscious, full, bouncy breasts God gave me!!! 
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That made me twitch (down there)
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I would rather have a big, bouncy azz then a flat, no azz Ditto...........I was blessed with a big arse....
But then he did not forget the boobs on the way either ... 
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