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Topic: Safe sex
boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 07/25/12 06:47 PM
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Wed 07/25/12 07:38 PM
REALLY SAFE SEX???

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 07/25/12 08:44 PM
REALLY SAFE SEX???

Animat3d Joined Tue 10/25/11 Posts: 67	Thu 08/16/12 10:43 PM
Whats the difference between condoms and coffins? They're both full of stiffs, only one's coming while the other is going.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 08/16/12 11:32 PM
Whats the difference between condoms and coffins? They're both full of stiffs, only one's coming while the other is going. Well done sir

Uniquely_blessed Joined Mon 08/13/12 Posts: 35	Sun 08/19/12 08:15 AM
lol

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sun 08/19/12 08:21 AM
Put those two in lockup.

funkybee61 Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1	Mon 08/20/12 05:12 AM
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband. How do you know you're about to screw a really fat chick? You pull her pants down to her ankles and her *** is STILL in 'em..crushing your hands!

Uniquely_blessed Joined Mon 08/13/12 Posts: 35	Thu 08/23/12 06:04 AM
lol he shoulda finished quicker

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