funkybee61


funkybee61 Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1	Mon 08/20/12 05:12 AM Topic: Safe sex
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband. How do you know you're about to screw a really fat chick? You pull her pants down to her ankles and her *** is STILL in 'em..crushing your hands!