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Topic: !!!!! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !!!!!! - part 27
Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sun 11/11/12 01:30 PM
I don't have sex anymore. Maybe that's why I spend so much time cooking nowadays. Either that or it's a masochistic practice I've developed because I'm trying to lose weight at the same time.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Sun 11/11/12 01:39 PM
You must have done it wrong cuz it burns some calories. Were you standing on your head again?

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sun 11/11/12 01:42 PM
It only burns calories if you don't taste everything with a serving spoon. And I only stand on my head when my feet start to hurt. Being barefoot in the kitchen is my favorite place to be. Aside from in front of the Telly in my lazy boy.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Sun 11/11/12 02:21 PM
Tell him to do the tasting.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sun 11/11/12 08:28 PM
He is the perfect boyfriend. Holds me in front of the fireplace. Lets me watch whatever I want on the television. He even lets me put my feet up on him.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Sun 11/11/12 09:09 PM
Except. He's lazy.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 11/12/12 07:43 AM
My grandmother, every time we would visit when I was little. she would be making fried bread, freshly raised, OMG you would tremble in anticipation, add butter and honey and be in heaven. I have never tried to duplicate that, if even I could. Yours sounds easy, I know she used lard...ugh. Bread baking, among many other crafts, is a lost art. I told one of my good friends recently that if she didn't learn her mother's technique for making Pupusas (they are from El Salvador) the knowledge would be lost forever in her family. My mother wasn't even around, let alone able to teach me any homemaking skills. So, here I am at 45, teaching myself. At least I'm having fun learning. Ruth! Soufie Lost recipes... This has happened to me. My Grandmother hoarded all her recipes, wouldn't share em with her own family? Anyways, after years of pleading with her to open up the good book, she confessed that all her recipes were etched in her brain and she'd need to write them down... so she did, all 100+ recipes. But No one can read her handwriting since she passed away 15 yrs ago

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Mon 11/12/12 09:06 AM
I took my shopping list to the store one time. But I couldn't read what I had written. The store vegetable guy could though so twas okay. Your granny sounds marvelous, methinks she just could not part with those recipes...she is prolly having a good laugh, wherever she is. Pucker!!!! :-)

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 11/12/12 09:23 AM
Gimme the vegetable dudes coordinates... I'll give him whatever he wants if he can crack the cookbook code Yes Grandma was marvelous... We nicknamed her granma dynamite. And it wasn't because of her explosive humor either

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Mon 11/12/12 10:15 AM
hahahahahahahaha Well that leaves it open to interpretation :-) And as she was a great cook...DY NO MITE!! We did used to hear some strange noises from the north.. we always thought it was all those maple trees getting cracked open.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 11/12/12 10:44 AM Edited by JOHNN111 on Mon 11/12/12 10:56 AM
That crackin might have been her smackin us with the dreaded maplewood spoon... Unlike today, I wasn't so well behaved

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Mon 11/12/12 10:57 AM
OMG, this is you being..GOOD? Someone get me a bible, quick!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Mon 11/12/12 11:08 AM
You're not gonna make me memorize that thing are ya?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Mon 11/12/12 11:17 AM
Yes, that is what the whip and chains are for.

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Wed 11/14/12 03:09 PM
I don't have sex anymore. Maybe that's why I spend so much time cooking nowadays. Either that or it's a masochistic practice I've developed because I'm trying to lose weight at the same time. ^^^^ I'll have sentences that should never be said for $1000 alex! hola muchachos and muchachas, how goes it? ptooooooooooooies!!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Wed 11/14/12 03:18 PM
I don't have sex anymore. Maybe that's why I spend so much time cooking nowadays. Either that or it's a masochistic practice I've developed because I'm trying to lose weight at the same time. ^^^^ I'll have sentences that should never be said for $1000 alex! hola muchachos and muchachas, how goes it? ptooooooooooooies!! No kidding! Who knows? One day Mr. One Night Stand may come come along and sweep me off my feet for a few hours.

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Wed 11/14/12 03:20 PM
Doobie doobie doo.....

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Wed 11/14/12 03:21 PM Edited by bastet126 on Wed 11/14/12 03:22 PM
i'm betting he'll be back for a two night stand ((ruth)) edited to say aloha lions!! :)

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Wed 11/14/12 03:23 PM
Hallo Bastet.^_^

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Wed 11/14/12 03:24 PM
i'm betting he'll be back for a two night stand ((ruth)) edited to say aloha lions!! :) You're assuming I'd let him. (((Bastet))) Lions