Te he. From the memoirs of a true blue biotch.

I'm still waiting for all the biotchy biotchs & basnastards to show their chickenshite biotchy arses in the biotchy biotch & basnastards kingdom. It has become quite biotchy apparent to me that said biotches & basnastards like to drop their biotchy advice into the care bear threads and biotchy 'intimidate' the posters...and then have the biotchy audacity to pass their biotchy sarcastic responses off as biotchy 'IMO' or 'JMO'....what is biotchy up with that?

If they want to get biotchy down and basnastardly dirty with it....i'm biotchy here. I biotchy doubt they have the biotchy boobies or the basnastard balls to biotchy do so though.

Kahurangibiotch...bringing out the repressed biotch & basnastards lurking around the biotchy boards....ha biotchy ha!

I hear ya kahurangi ***** and am in full agreement that they biotchen need to come and get their azzes kicked. But I have a boitchy question and another and I am curious.... biotchen princess!! And then the barnastard smartazz poster. CHILL PEEPS!

No....we don't stoop so low as to kick their biotchy azz. We prefer slow roasted over a biotchy flame

The boitchen chicken will taste like boitchen bullchit. Im not eating any.

Not the way i biotchy cook and serve it up it doesn't! Besides...do you really biotchy want the Hippiebasnastard to continue with his biotchy nursery rhymes and basnastard golly gee biotchy wizz??

I bring biotchy class to this place!

Indeed you biotchy do Hippiebasnastard, i haven't had so much biotchy fun since i was back in biotchy kindergarten class

Well I don't know If I add any class in here!!!!!!! But I do try to keep all on there toe's ..........

HA! I see you've found the biotchy puzzy posters. The biotchy ones that dont really want to biotchy say anything that might biotchy get them in trouble, so they biotchy post JMO, as they biotchy sling chit at your biotchy face in their biotchy posts!

And your biotchy right! They dont have the biotchy balls or biotchy boobies, to biotchy come to the biotchy kingdom, where we can ALL biotchy sling chit, because then they would biotchy just be covered in biotchy chit, from breakin it biotchy down...which is what biotchy biotches and basnastardly basnastards do!

Carry on

Ahhhhhh biothcy yes, and that is our biotchy moto! You know this, from biotchy when you joined this biotchy kingdom, and read the boiotchy rules..



"WE ARE BIOTCHES,
WE DONT LIKE SNITCHES,
WE BURN THEM LIKE WITCHES,
AND THROW THEM IN DITCHES".

At first when I read about the chicken and slow roasted over a flame, I thought we were going to have a biotchin food fight


But then I remembered we were biotches and thought, no..... we sling the chit

Thats the biotchy definition of a biotchy biotch to me Jemarebiotch.

A biotchy biotch who can biotchy sling the chit, and can biotchy take it!

Biotcchio


He tried so hard to get in touch with his feminine side.
But was young and just had too much masculine pride.
Hitch hiking on a back road this fairy gave knot a ride.
The puppet master gave up carving although he tried.

Sanding knot just made him too much abrasive wood.
The puppet master wanted a real boy misundertood.
Living among the fairies he learned all that he should.
The fairies gave him a sling blade and he slinged good.

He got a job as a dish washer but didn't get nice tips.
Watched the waitresses and the swings of their hips.
Cleaned off the tables and made similiar round trips.
Bussed all the tables and mopped to prevent all slips.

Carried the trash outside and cleaned the parking lot.
Made friends with the chef and got heating table hot.
Help cleaned the restaurant when patrons were not.
Helped everyone he could but had a nagging thought.

The thought troubled him and how it would just itch.
He tried to unravel it and did so stitch by small stitch.
Then one day the restaurant owner did a fast switch.
Gave him his job and said, "Now you are a real biotch."

Now THAT biothcy amuses me very biotchy much!

Muuuuuuuuuuuahahahahaha!

Thank you Rainbowbasnastard for biotchy sharing that with us!

I got to quit watching Graham Norton's Kitchen Nightmares. At your service, my lady.

Ohhhhhh, he biothcy said, " at my biotchy service!!"

Put this biotchy on, and amuse me some biotchy more!




HEY! I BIOTCHY TOLD YOU 2 YOU WERE BIOTCHY FIRED, NOW HIT THE BIOTCHY BRICKS!

I met an old sage who told me 'Tis wisdom to ignore an insult' And I thanked him and went and bit off my tongue. But then I discovered sign language, so I cut off my hands. Then I learned to headbut...... ifp c