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Ummmmm.... I've to post somethin on Audreys thread. She has been a regular on my show. Here it goes- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Most intelligent thing you said thus far  |
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look at me im jerkin off   Becuz I'll kick yer azz for messin with her  What "fantasies" are you referring to, ma'am?   you want the title johnny? |
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When people usually say "I am this and that," chances are, they are the exact opposite.
Just something I was thinking about last night.... |
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I own lots of stuff...
Like trash cans and computers. |
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Fun Facts....
Valentine's Day is for dolts that haven't a clue what love is and need a reminder. Every day should be Valentine's Day. If you let someone go and they come back, they were never really yours to start. Lying is the best way to make friends. Roller coasters turn grown men into toddlers. Your first instinct is usually the right one. Trying to decode the sexes gives you wrinkles. Loved ones are always so far away. Losers appear more often. We change our fate, circumstances and luck are practically meaningless. Masturbation is all we got. Insomniacs are my best friends. Music truly heals the soul, dunno about the heart. A smile goes a long way in a sea of frowns. Making the best of who we are is key to true bliss. We can't dismantle our minds so suck it up. Let your anger out in some way, always. (without violence) Try not to decipher every little detail, no one cares about your opinions in the long run. Everybody is entitled to death. Who's to say how long we have left? Robert Frost, that phucker was right about everything. Being a nice person, there's always somebody that's going to hate it. Question everything. Never deter in your lifelong quest to know life's undiscovered mysterious. If there was a reason for everything, everybody's reason would be the same. The police are the real criminals. The bankers are the ones pulling the strings. Crying doesn't change my mood. Kisses are what I live for. Chocolate is a great replacement boyfriend. Vibrators are second. Bending free will is as pointless as figuring out why God created atheists. |
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Fun Facts.... Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same. |
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I KNEW there was a reason you study so hard.
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A woman after my own heart (and captured it, as usual
  ). Fun Facts.... Valentine's Day is for dolts that haven't a clue what love is and need a reminder. Every day should be Valentine's Day. If you let someone go and they come back, they were never really yours to start. Lying is the best way to make friends. Roller coasters turn grown men into toddlers. Your first instinct is usually the right one. Trying to decode the sexes gives you wrinkles. Loved ones are always so far away. Losers appear more often. We change our fate, circumstances and luck are practically meaningless. Masturbation is all we got. Insomniacs are my best friends. Music truly heals the soul, dunno about the heart. A smile goes a long way in a sea of frowns. Making the best of who we are is key to true bliss. We can't dismantle our minds so suck it up. Let your anger out in some way, always. (without violence) Try not to decipher every little detail, no one cares about your opinions in the long run. Everybody is entitled to death. Who's to say how long we have left? Robert Frost, that phucker was right about everything. Being a nice person, there's always somebody that's going to hate it. Question everything. Never deter in your lifelong quest to know life's undiscovered mysterious. If there was a reason for everything, everybody's reason would be the same. The police are the real criminals. The bankers are the ones pulling the strings. Crying doesn't change my mood. Kisses are what I live for. Chocolate is a great replacement boyfriend. Vibrators are second. Bending free will is as pointless as figuring out why God created atheists. |
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OK, Mariah, answer this one:
Why does a woman insist that a man be honest with her, then ask him if her clothes make her look fat, then get mad when he honestly answers "Yes"? |
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OK, Mariah, answer this one: Why does a woman insist that a man be honest with her, then ask him if her clothes make her look fat, then get mad when he honestly answers "Yes"?  We're testing you. I personally don't get miffed if a guy calls me fat. I know my truth. And a lot of women do know what makes them look fat or flattering, we're just testing to see how you answer. I would NEVER ask a guy this. There's always an easy way to answer this: how about THIS, try this one? (guy gestures to another clothing, maybe something that looks more fitting) Cuz if we're being "honest" here, don't you care how she looks? Especially if you guys are dating. Just calling someone a fatty, erm, I appreciate the honesty just enjoy the lube and moist towel for the rest of the night. Honesty does come with a price. Ask a shallow question you'll get the same type of answer depending on how honest they are. |
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Ummmmm.... I've to post somethin on Audreys thread. She has been a regular on my show. Here it goes- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Most intelligent thing you said thus far |
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I hate to answer women's question about their clothing. First they spend hours on shopping and take us men with em even if we dont wanna go shopping with em. I hate Shopping!!!
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look at me im jerkin off Becuz I'll kick yer azz for messin with her What "fantasies" are you referring to, ma'am? you want the title johnny?
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I hate to answer women's question about their clothing. First they spend hours on shopping and take us men with em even if we dont wanna go shopping with em. I hate Shopping!!! Gals you've been with are high maintenance. I don't like it either. I normally do my shopping IF I need clothes away from a guy. |
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OK, Mariah, answer this one: Why does a woman insist that a man be honest with her, then ask him if her clothes make her look fat, then get mad when he honestly answers "Yes"? We're testing you. I personally don't get miffed if a guy calls me fat. I know my truth. And a lot of women do know what makes them look fat or flattering, we're just testing to see how you answer. I would NEVER ask a guy this. There's always an easy way to answer this: how about THIS, try this one? (guy gestures to another clothing, maybe something that looks more fitting) Cuz if we're being "honest" here, don't you care how she looks? Especially if you guys are dating. Just calling someone a fatty, erm, I appreciate the honesty just enjoy the lube and moist towel for the rest of the night. Honesty does come with a price. Ask a shallow question you'll get the same type of answer depending on how honest they are. |
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look at me im jerkin off Becuz I'll kick yer azz for messin with her What "fantasies" are you referring to, ma'am? you want the title johnny? good, wouldn't have it any other way |
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look at me im jerkin off Becuz I'll kick yer azz for messin with her What "fantasies" are you referring to, ma'am? you want the title johnny? good, wouldn't have it any other way
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Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy
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Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy |
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Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy |
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