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Topic: Mariah Explains It All Thread
MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 09:34 AM


Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy
good cuz no matter which way i answer that im doomed


haha you never offend me *purrs*

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Wed 02/15/12 09:35 AM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Wed 02/15/12 09:36 AM


OK, Mariah, answer this one:

Why does a woman insist that a man be honest with her,
then ask him if her clothes make her look fat,
then get mad when he honestly answers "Yes"?


huh

We're testing you.

I personally don't get miffed if a guy calls me fat. I know my truth. And a lot of women do know what makes them look fat or flattering, we're just testing to see how you answer. I would NEVER ask a guy this.

There's always an easy way to answer this: how about THIS, try this one? (guy gestures to another clothing, maybe something that looks more fitting) Cuz if we're being "honest" here, don't you care how she looks? Especially if you guys are dating. Just calling someone a fatty, erm, I appreciate the honesty just enjoy the lube and moist towel for the rest of the night.

Honesty does come with a price. Ask a shallow question you'll get the same type of answer depending on how honest they are.



personally I never ask a man for his opinion on my clothes or whether he likes how I look

because

I don't care

I have a possible complaint about the carrot top refernces in the beginning of this thread

and, Robert Frost is my favorite post


AND yes, Valentines day is stupid

irisheyes79's photo
Wed 02/15/12 09:35 AM



Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy
good cuz no matter which way i answer that im doomed


haha you never offend me *purrs*
you mean i did something right for once? must be a screw up hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 09:43 AM
@sweetest

We're better off not knowing. I was just saying I think a lot of us already know, least I know, from what my friends tell me when they're with their guys. I wouldn't ask that's just me. If you're gonna ask something be prepared to handle the answer.

Yeah sorry about that, random topic, someone brought it up, first thought that popped into my head, usually is the right one.

I have lots of favs, Frost is top on that list. Whitman is my personal favorite, just for the nature aspect of his work.

Yesterday wasn't so bad. But yeah, it is a ridiculous concept.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 09:43 AM




Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy
good cuz no matter which way i answer that im doomed


haha you never offend me *purrs*
you mean i did something right for once? must be a screw up hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


awww, well you're first guy to admit it j/k ;)

heavenlyboy34's photo
Wed 02/15/12 09:45 AM





Don't worry johnny, I'm not going to ask you anything that crazy
good cuz no matter which way i answer that im doomed


haha you never offend me *purrs*
you mean i did something right for once? must be a screw up hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


awww, well you're first guy to admit it j/k ;)

Hey, I admit when I'm wrong...It's just so rare I don't remember doing that in recent history. :wink: laugh

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Wed 02/15/12 09:56 AM

@sweetest

We're better off not knowing. I was just saying I think a lot of us already know, least I know, from what my friends tell me when they're with their guys. I wouldn't ask that's just me. If you're gonna ask something be prepared to handle the answer.

Yeah sorry about that, random topic, someone brought it up, first thought that popped into my head, usually is the right one.

I have lots of favs, Frost is top on that list. Whitman is my personal favorite, just for the nature aspect of his work.

Yesterday wasn't so bad. But yeah, it is a ridiculous concept.



whitman bores me - IDK? most people do love him

right - ask on a need to know basis is also my thang

was yesterday valentine's - I thought it was today? Oh wait - that's right - I had customers saying Happy Valentine's yesterday....w/e

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 10:27 AM
Edited by MariahsFantasy on Wed 02/15/12 10:28 AM


@sweetest

We're better off not knowing. I was just saying I think a lot of us already know, least I know, from what my friends tell me when they're with their guys. I wouldn't ask that's just me. If you're gonna ask something be prepared to handle the answer.

Yeah sorry about that, random topic, someone brought it up, first thought that popped into my head, usually is the right one.

I have lots of favs, Frost is top on that list. Whitman is my personal favorite, just for the nature aspect of his work.

Yesterday wasn't so bad. But yeah, it is a ridiculous concept.



whitman bores me - IDK? most people do love him

right - ask on a need to know basis is also my thang

was yesterday valentine's - I thought it was today? Oh wait - that's right - I had customers saying Happy Valentine's yesterday....w/e


Yeah he's a bit either way. You either like him or don't. Maybe cause I'm so connected to nature, he just speaks to me. Frost was a bit like that, mostly outspoken, how writing should be.

lol Guess that day isn't too obvious enough. Yesterday on the way back home on the transit I saw all these couples hugging and doing some major PDA right in front of me. Felt it a bit awkward but I was happy for them. I like seeing people in love, do we really need a day to remind us how to be? Just sayin...

Goofball73's photo
Wed 02/15/12 11:26 AM
Explain why single men get azz raped on their tax returns.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 12:03 PM
Punishment for never calling us when you say you will.

*hugs*

Goofball73's photo
Wed 02/15/12 12:08 PM
I googled your answer and it says you are 87.6546% incorrect.....and google wouldn't lie.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 12:25 PM
Anything over 60.4584956458409% is good enough for me

Dodo_David's photo
Wed 02/15/12 01:23 PM
OK, Mariah, explain this:

The state of Kansas is in the center of the USA.
Thus, all states east of Kansas are in the eastern half of the USA.

So why are certain states in the eastern half of the USA still called "midwestern states"?

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 04:11 PM

OK, Mariah, explain this:

The state of Kansas is in the center of the USA.
Thus, all states east of Kansas are in the eastern half of the USA.

So why are certain states in the eastern half of the USA still called "midwestern states"?


Whoever coined the term was on opiates.

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Wed 02/15/12 04:20 PM


OK, Mariah, explain this:

The state of Kansas is in the center of the USA.
Thus, all states east of Kansas are in the eastern half of the USA.

So why are certain states in the eastern half of the USA still called "midwestern states"?


Whoever coined the term was on opiates.


Sorry....It wasn't me!!!!!
laugh huh laugh

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 04:22 PM



OK, Mariah, explain this:

The state of Kansas is in the center of the USA.
Thus, all states east of Kansas are in the eastern half of the USA.

So why are certain states in the eastern half of the USA still called "midwestern states"?


Whoever coined the term was on opiates.


Sorry....It wasn't me!!!!!
laugh huh laugh


First thought, no joke...word :wink:

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Wed 02/15/12 04:24 PM



@sweetest

We're better off not knowing. I was just saying I think a lot of us already know, least I know, from what my friends tell me when they're with their guys. I wouldn't ask that's just me. If you're gonna ask something be prepared to handle the answer.

Yeah sorry about that, random topic, someone brought it up, first thought that popped into my head, usually is the right one.

I have lots of favs, Frost is top on that list. Whitman is my personal favorite, just for the nature aspect of his work.

Yesterday wasn't so bad. But yeah, it is a ridiculous concept.



whitman bores me - IDK? most people do love him

right - ask on a need to know basis is also my thang

was yesterday valentine's - I thought it was today? Oh wait - that's right - I had customers saying Happy Valentine's yesterday....w/e


Yeah he's a bit either way. You either like him or don't. Maybe cause I'm so connected to nature, he just speaks to me. Frost was a bit like that, mostly outspoken, how writing should be.

lol Guess that day isn't too obvious enough. Yesterday on the way back home on the transit I saw all these couples hugging and doing some major PDA right in front of me. Felt it a bit awkward but I was happy for them. I like seeing people in love, do we really need a day to remind us how to be? Just sayin...




I totally get u with that everyday should be valentine's day kinda thing and Iagree

except that roses get pretty expensive

hell I'd rather have a man who treats me with love 24/7/365 than one who buys me a buncha crap 1 day outta the year...jus sayin'

no photo
Wed 02/15/12 04:26 PM

I hate to answer women's question about their clothing. First they spend hours on shopping and take us men with em even if we dont wanna go shopping with em. I hate Shopping!!!


hey ash when are we going shopping???happy





:tongue: just kiddinglaugh

no photo
Wed 02/15/12 04:27 PM




OK, Mariah, explain this:

The state of Kansas is in the center of the USA.
Thus, all states east of Kansas are in the eastern half of the USA.

So why are certain states in the eastern half of the USA still called "midwestern states"?


Whoever coined the term was on opiates.


Sorry....It wasn't me!!!!!
laugh huh laugh


First thought, no joke...word :wink:


slaphead slaphead slaphead

MariahsFantasy's photo
Wed 02/15/12 05:06 PM




@sweetest

We're better off not knowing. I was just saying I think a lot of us already know, least I know, from what my friends tell me when they're with their guys. I wouldn't ask that's just me. If you're gonna ask something be prepared to handle the answer.

Yeah sorry about that, random topic, someone brought it up, first thought that popped into my head, usually is the right one.

I have lots of favs, Frost is top on that list. Whitman is my personal favorite, just for the nature aspect of his work.

Yesterday wasn't so bad. But yeah, it is a ridiculous concept.



whitman bores me - IDK? most people do love him

right - ask on a need to know basis is also my thang

was yesterday valentine's - I thought it was today? Oh wait - that's right - I had customers saying Happy Valentine's yesterday....w/e


Yeah he's a bit either way. You either like him or don't. Maybe cause I'm so connected to nature, he just speaks to me. Frost was a bit like that, mostly outspoken, how writing should be.

lol Guess that day isn't too obvious enough. Yesterday on the way back home on the transit I saw all these couples hugging and doing some major PDA right in front of me. Felt it a bit awkward but I was happy for them. I like seeing people in love, do we really need a day to remind us how to be? Just sayin...




I totally get u with that everyday should be valentine's day kinda thing and Iagree

except that roses get pretty expensive

hell I'd rather have a man who treats me with love 24/7/365 than one who buys me a buncha crap 1 day outta the year...jus sayin'


I wouldn't mind him to be a bit innovative. I'm tired of guys being so burned up all the time. Stop frowning. Write me a SONG damn it!!! I have a great smile, go with that. That's right its MY show and you write me a song. K thanks. No lol there are tons of artists out there, can ONE of them come my way for a change? Oh yeah, can they be single too? Great, appreciate it, lots o' love.

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