story time.
:D
i remember being on campus once and seeing this couple.
i'm madly in love with hairy hippies,
and they were all over the campus.
i remember just staring and thinking,
'i wonder if i could ever get one of those guys to talk to me.'
then i thought,
'no.
look at them.
they're like oatmeal.
his girlfriend wears no makeup.
she puts no product in her hair.
they look all organic.
look at me.
i'm like a spicy quesadilla.
i have bright red hair.
my face is covered in makeup.
i look conventional.'
):
oatmeal and quesadillas;
it's just not meant to be.
what 'food' are you?
and what 'food' do you want?

I am a cuddly marshmallow.
I seek chocolate and graham crackers.

ooo.
threesome.
;D

I am the oatmeal. Although I do come in all flavors--maple, cinnamon, apple & walnut, raisin, sometimes peach or apricot. Once in a while I am chock full of blueberries.

I am looking for mango salsa.

Triple Fried Egg Chili Chutney Sandwich

I think I'm like Lasagne. Warm and lots of layers to me. Oh yea...and sometimes with a cheesy sense of humor

Smoked salmon chowder seeks ahi bibimbap.

Steak......lookin for

Lobster!!!!!

Jerky

Tough, leathery and not an ounce of fat. (not very bright either)

Fried ganip ganap.

I don't know either.

spaghetti, looking for my meatballs :)

beans....I like to fart around
I coume in a can or a bag

It rolled off of the table and on to the floor. Then my poor meatball rolled out of the door......

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

hey YOU!! and THIS is why meatballs should be square!! :P

Ima delicious fresh fruit looking for my peeler

meat squares?

Fresh warm bread, smothered in butter and honey.

12" sub.