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Feeling up the nurse
whats wrong with green jello? Did I miss something? Glad I'm not a killer. OH hahaha, no moon tonight. You're all safe. |
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Dear Diary......Im calculating in my head how the red molecules will affect my blonde hair while being splattered with raspberry jello cake.......hmmmmmmmmmm ok I am putting on my shower cap!!!!
JELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  BRING IT ON BABY!!!!
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HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! }}}}}}}}}}}}}} S P LA T !!!!!!!{{{{{{{{{{{{ |
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<--------GETS SPLATTED BUT LOVES THE CREAMY TEXTURE OF THE CAKE AND THINKS....IS THAT WHIP CREAM????
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ICING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Diary.......Im not really an icing person.....will purple hate me if I stuff it up her nose????
 
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personally i would enjoy an eclair about now lol!
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Dear Diary....I don;t have any eclairs in my pocket now for robert....would he like some of this icing up his nose too???
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oh .........not my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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well that's okay,but for the record anything in Gypsy's pocket might be nice
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Dear Diary.......Robert thinks my lint is nice!!!
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(cough)! wheeze! oh i think i just choked on some lint *hack*
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Dear Diary.......I think I killed another man!!!!
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MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Diary.....I cant seem to find my scalpel or my tweezers!!!
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Dear Diary,
Why are some men cowards? Why can't they tell the woman that they "love" it's over on the phone instead of the messenger. Why can't they answer when you email them? Don't they care that they hurt someone alot? How much more am i going to take? I've been through alot already this year and now this? |
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Dear Diary.......a dart board is in order!!!
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nope, i just told him to delete my number and get rid of those pictures i sent. i already deleted his pics and number. he doesn't care how much he hurt me
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Dear Diary............NEXT!!!!
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