ya !! come on up to Canada!!!!!!!!

dEAR Diary.....you may want to warn Catch about the beaver poops on the highways........also the moose dropping cookies!!! Makes for a tasty snack!

I live down here in cow country!!
My damn chickens won't stay out of the house OK!!
Well CCP's chickens!! She has forgot to pick them up...

LIES!!!! THERE ARE NO COWS IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!


ohhhhhhhh you meant those lil dog things they have in your back yards????

those chickens are really midgets to make you think they are chickens.....I swear!!

Dear Diary.........all I see is my name all over the place on the site.......am I the only one alive????


ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOO ECHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OMG!!! Tell all those people that that bought those expencive houses they built on the dairy land in Chino!!!
They didn't understand why were getting a case of free fly swatters with each house!!!

yea these chickies think its kewl to come in & sit on the couch!

dEAR Diary.....please tell Catch that she shouldnt make friends with something that she will eat!!!

Dear Diary,

Tell Gypsy to put down the bags
and Step AWAY from the groceries!

Dear Diary,

Why does Satan play the guitar? Is Satan really an acronym for Santana with a few extra letters thrown in to confuse the unbelievers?

Dear diary
my son woke me at 4:30 cause we had a storm. got only 4 1/2 hrs sleep storm is now winding down but I have a feeling he will not. Boy I how I get a nap today
wow the site looks real dead at hour

Dear Diary,
I am starting to think there is a difference in nurses and residents. There is this nurse who is an Aquarius like me. She is half my age; Can get really *****y and is my boss some nights. We got this new resident who is autistic and who likes to hit. In trying to get the resident to quit throwing her cup on the floor out of open defiance and getting hit many times by the resident the nurse was on her last nerve. The other male aide who is a Virgo just argues back with her. Some how that works for them because his machoism intimidates her. So she lashes back at me. She told me to get a paper that has the day's vitals on another resident. I found a weekly vitals that had Monday's date to try to appease her. In a smartass manner she told me it wasn't Monday. I replied, "Thanks for the update of it not being Monday." She retorted with a thank you. We were both releaved of the anger we both had. There is nothing like when two smartasses come to a similiar conclusion.

dear diary


i thought i found someone i guess i didnt

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (((((((((((((COCO)))))))))))))))

dear diary..


please tell coco that we all kno how she feels...


((((((coco))))))))

Dear Diary....love sucks doesnt it???? Thank **** for chocolate!!!!!

ya , we'd be soooooooo lost with out CHOCOLATE !!!!!!!!

HMMMMMMMMM i THINK WE NEED A




















JELLO CHOCOLATE PUDDING WAR !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Diary....that jsust hurt my eyes......someone get me a drink!!!!!

me tooooooooooooooo.....pleeeeeeeeeeeease.......