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dEAR Diary....Im holding myself....how long do I have to do this for????
 
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oh sorry .....
I had to use the bathroom... 
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that's ok......I found that my body does feel good.......
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hmmmm....... ooooh i'm wearin my silk teddy bear jammiez oh stop that !!!
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wherez every body ?
they all got dates didnt they!  or some kinda party and they didnt want us Canadianbeavers around..... 
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maybe they where abducted by ALIEMS!!!!!!! 
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yep............that or they have a life!!!!!!
ya right!!!!!
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ALIEMS I SAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ONE EYED ALIEMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Diary......I think its time for another drink!!!!
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and a
**** * @)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(<
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dear diary i just found out tonight that canadians have a life form that is sort of a relative ( i quess ) to an american alien known as a aliem.
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To my journal,want coco to know that I am quite happy for them. Wish all could share this journey between two loves, including myself. Remind me to write to get tips from coco...
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its dangerous here!!
beavers an aliems !!!!!!! I here they have joined forces and are plotting to take over the world as we type!!
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dear diary, i must remind myself tomorrow to buy new boots to keep beavers from chewing at my ankles & reflective aluminum foil to wrap around me so the aliem mind sucking rays don't get me.
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Dear Diary.....I think sheepdog should also get the metallic pie plates, and eye protectors, or at least a cheap pair of sunglasses
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dear diary tell gypsy thanks for the extra protection info & as ozzy sings i'm comin home i will bid my goodnights to you all.
thanks for the fun
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resistance is futile.......
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 Dear Diary, Why is it that I've hung out with your sorry azz all these years & you can't even fix me up with one of your post it cousins?? I'm moving to Canada & leaving you for somebodies Cat litter box..
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