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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:02 PM


You see guys? Random...funny...crazy.


I have yet to laughwhat

Ash is the only friend I have who has friends who I am not that tight with (no reason)

and I like u better on the bubblebath thread
w/e

have fun w/ your thread - my humor is prolly too whack for u guys anyway


Now dont gimme this chit. You arent oka with 2 of my friends. Okami04 and a Koala bear? Grrrr Sweetest, just try to mix up in enviroment n if you couldnt, ignore it!

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:03 PM
Ah that was the limitations for a pornstar

no photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:04 PM



You see guys? Random...funny...crazy.


I have yet to laughwhat

Ash is the only friend I have who has friends who I am not that tight with (no reason)

and I like u better on the bubblebath thread
w/e

have fun w/ your thread - my humor is prolly too whack for u guys anyway


Now dont gimme this chit. You arent oka with 2 of my friends. Okami04 and a Koala bear? Grrrr Sweetest, just try to mix up in enviroment n if you couldnt, ignore it!
:tongue: I like the bear and the fighter OK - get a grip

I just don't agree with everything they have said AND I can be an opinonated biotch

that why ya lurves me homie:wink: {{{Ash}}}drinks

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:05 PM
Somewhat.
It is a text-based representation.

So, that could translate to 34 inches.

But governor..
That's like 1/5th of an inch.

no photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:05 PM

Ah that was the limitations for a pornstar


who's a pornstar? you are not a pornstar I sure as hell ain't no damm dyke

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:05 PM
Hey my day was good, gettin better these days. What about you guys? Won a lottery? Hooked up? Daddy told not to play with snow? Your doggy told you to slow down?

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:06 PM
Oh barnacles.

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:06 PM

Somewhat.
It is a text-based representation.

So, that could translate to 34 inches.

But governor..
That's like 1/5th of an inch.
LMAO your crackin me up

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:08 PM


Ah that was the limitations for a pornstar


who's a pornstar? you are not a pornstar I sure as hell ain't no damm dyke
surprised I wanna be a pornstar but im not yet

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:08 PM

Hey my day was good, gettin better these days. What about you guys? Won a lottery? Hooked up? Daddy told not to play with snow? Your doggy told you to slow down?


Meh.
Fingers crossed.
No, think she's mad at me. :(
Idk my daddy, plus, there's no snow here.
I have a dog? o.O

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:09 PM
Hey wait! You dunno your daddy? :angel:

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:10 PM
Do you think Sheribabe can find us here? I have a doubt

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:11 PM


Somewhat.
It is a text-based representation.

So, that could translate to 34 inches.

But governor..
That's like 1/5th of an inch.
LMAO your crackin me up


It's so true though!

Most porn stars don't care about politics.
All politicians do in some way or another.

Thus the equation:

Porn star + Non-politcal stand = 8======================>

Douche + Political Title = 8=>

Easy math. :P

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:13 PM
Daddy = No.

Raised wholly by mi madre.
He was arrested when I was 1.
Something about drugs. xD

Sheribabe = No.

I'd have to draw her a map.
Then make a sheet explaining the map.
..then a cheat sheet to explain the other sheet telling her how to read the map.

Then I'd have to draw a map to the location of these three items.
With a list of how to open the chest those three items in..

..and above all..

I'd have to attach the key to her hand.

I'm not going through all that!

It's on you.

machug's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:15 PM




LOL, just a thought. But, who knows...hehe.
I would never deliver a low blow, unless there was no other way.
I could have one of those roly thingies and put up different peoples faces on it and get rid of the stress and shizzle.




Machug.

I :heart: you.

When you said 'shizzle'.
Just made me whole day. :P



LOL, I have teenagers. However, I have just been informed that that word is now OUT. It was in because it was so out (not far out), but now it's out because it was in. So it made me uncool saying it, but not ironically uncool which would make me cool.
However, since I am an adorable old lady, I may get away with it.
(dictated by my kid.)

I just like the way it feels on my tongue when I say it. :thumbsup:

no photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:15 PM



Ah that was the limitations for a pornstar


who's a pornstar? you are not a pornstar I sure as hell ain't no damm dyke
surprised I wanna be a pornstar but im not yet


what's stopping you

fear of disease and bad tatoos?laugh

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:18 PM
I take the daddy part back.

Uh its worthlesss trying to explain all this to Sheribabe. Oh wait! Who knows she might ask you again, '' Mike, you arent angry at me. are you?'' LOL all i can do is- indifferent

no photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:21 PM
sounds like u guys like this chica

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:24 PM
Like sheribabe? Cant say about Mike but offcourse i like her. She made us entertained the whole night. No no, not by stripping. She's an Awesome blonde n guess what? She's an Aussie.

Ash36's photo
Sun 01/08/12 06:25 PM
But i dont like her the way you might be thinkin

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