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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:09 PM
no I did not know you were Mike at 1st I have NO freakin' clue who you are and have no feelings where you are concerned one way or the other therefore I do not hold a grudge - no worries I do not have a grudge and I have not taken offense I could say no worries in several languages but I don't think it woud help -I did try - in english and I am not offended, in any case there is nothing I have done or said that is not "nice" I nice dammit if u want the last word just post something so I can ignore it - that's fine Blah, blah, blah. One day. You and your 'associate'. Will actually make a point. Till then. Have fun! Dude, Mike but she-- I know, man. Let it go. --but.. Dude, let it go! --Yeah, but.. Yo, ain't worth it. Just let 'em think they won. It's easier that way.. --Man, ok, fine.

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 05:10 PM Edited by Fire2Burn on Sun 01/08/12 05:11 PM
"The Aspiring Conductor" A few days after Christmas, a mother began working in her kitchen while listening to her young son playing with his electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of b**** who want off, get the h* off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b**** who are getting on, get your aes in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!" Almost instantly, the mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for TWO HOURS and stay there. When you come out, you may play with your train, but you must use nice language." Two hours later... The son comes back down and begins to resume playing. The mother would listen closely as the boy would say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today. We hope your trip was a pleasant one and you will ride with us again." The little boy continued, as the mother smiled, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage beneath your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." The mother smiled, pleased he was listening so well, but that would fade as the child would go on to add, "For those of you who are p**d about the two hour delay; please see the b** in the kitchen. Thank you." -fin thts hilarious N thA mother look at him N smack him...

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:15 PM
thts hilarious N thA mother look at him N smack him... lol I know I would!

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:26 PM
Man... Someone pick a topic. I will talk to myself in here. Don't tempt me.

Fire2Burn Joined Mon 01/31/11 Posts: 606	Sun 01/08/12 05:27 PM Edited by Fire2Burn on Sun 01/08/12 05:28 PM
Man... Someone pick a topic. I will talk to myself in here. Don't tempt me. go for it..

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 01/08/12 05:28 PM
"The Aspiring Conductor" A few days after Christmas, a mother began working in her kitchen while listening to her young son playing with his electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of b**** who want off, get the h* off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b**** who are getting on, get your aes in the train, cause we're going down the tracks!" Almost instantly, the mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for TWO HOURS and stay there. When you come out, you may play with your train, but you must use nice language." Two hours later... The son comes back down and begins to resume playing. The mother would listen closely as the boy would say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today. We hope your trip was a pleasant one and you will ride with us again." The little boy continued, as the mother smiled, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage beneath your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." The mother smiled, pleased he was listening so well, but that would fade as the child would go on to add, "For those of you who are p**d about the two hour delay; please see the b** in the kitchen. Thank you." -fin

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 01/08/12 05:32 PM
were it everyone here saw it that way you said a mouthful there well I'm outta here - I like ur music thread vintage - perhaps see you there I said three things. Out of 900 comments. Yeah, your math is awesome. :D I thanked the floor. That apply to you? Or maybe it was the chicken with the head off? Yeah.. That's it. xD

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 05:37 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think.

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 01/08/12 05:38 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think. What is "up kick boxing", and where are you taking it?

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:39 PM
were it everyone here saw it that way you said a mouthful there well I'm outta here - I like ur music thread vintage - perhaps see you there I said three things. Out of 900 comments. Yeah, your math is awesome. :D I thanked the floor. That apply to you? Or maybe it was the chicken with the head off? Yeah.. That's it. xD Exactly. Have a nice day.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:40 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think. Uh-oh. Watch out! Martial Arts Red-Head. I see it. Yup. You'd be awesome at it.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:41 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think. What is "up kick boxing", and where are you taking it? It's where you only kick up. Avoiding low blows. Guys don't take low kick boxing. We know how much that hurts.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Sun 01/08/12 05:53 PM Edited by Ash36 on Sun 01/08/12 05:54 PM
Whaaaaat the phuck! What on earth happened here when i was gone? Guys i said no drama!! Oh n Mike thanks for handling the show when i wasnt here.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:54 PM
I wasn't doing drama.. ..drama entered. I even tried to avoid it!

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:55 PM
Oh, I put up like 5 jokes. ..and you're welcome. wb finally!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 01/08/12 05:56 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think. What is "up kick boxing", and where are you taking it? It's where you only kick up. Avoiding low blows. Guys don't take low kick boxing. We know how much that hurts. Thank you for that clear, coherent definition of "up kick boxing". And for reminding me that I am never too old to learn.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 01/08/12 05:57 PM
I would like to take up kick boxing. I think. What is "up kick boxing", and where are you taking it? It's where you only kick up. Avoiding low blows. Guys don't take low kick boxing. We know how much that hurts. LOL, just a thought. But, who knows...hehe. I would never deliver a low blow, unless there was no other way. I could have one of those roly thingies and put up different peoples faces on it and get rid of the stress and shizzle.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Sun 01/08/12 05:57 PM
Job Interview... (.)(.) - Sorry,u cant have the job. ( . )( . ) -We'll look into ur resume. ( . Y . ) - You start on Monday.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 05:58 PM
LOL, just a thought. But, who knows...hehe. I would never deliver a low blow, unless there was no other way. I could have one of those roly thingies and put up different peoples faces on it and get rid of the stress and shizzle. Machug. I you. When you said 'shizzle'. Just made me whole day. :P

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sun 01/08/12 06:00 PM
Job Interview... (.)(.) - Sorry,u cant have the job. ( . )( . ) -We'll look into ur resume. ( . Y . ) - You start on Monday. It's kinda like that with politics.. 8===================> Sorry sir, maybe you're better suited for porn. 8=============> We like you, but, something tells us you CAN be trusted. 8======> Well, we could use someone down in our complaints department.. 8=> How does Governor of NY sound?