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Topic: The Ash and Mike show
The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Wed 01/11/12 05:34 PM
is it ok if i do the didlo show? dildo's are a chick's fantasy. They always need to carry one in handy lol How come no one ever calls dildoes "pickled female deers"? (Only a real hillbilly would ask THAT question........... )

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 05:34 PM
Well.. Its hard to be a manager at nudist beach n be the salesman at super dildo store at same time I'll be back at beach till March and... Make sure you visit our super dildo store. Unfortunately, New years stock is sold out OUT OF STOCK! But I put a down payment on a "double dong dildo". I AM still getting that, right?!?! WHERES ASH! I DEMAND TO KNOW THE STATUS OF MY "DOUBLE DONG" NOW! double dong doesnt come in handy nowadays. If you want one you'll have to order it specialliy from the company which is at solomon islands. But hey talk to Alookat101. He might have a pack in his pocket

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 05:36 PM
is it ok if i do the didlo show? dildo's are a chick's fantasy. They always need to carry one in handy lol How come no one ever calls dildoes "pickled female deers"? (Only a real hillbilly would ask THAT question........... ) whack its Pete man, here to spend some time with us. Pickled female deers? Bahahahaha heard that stuff

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/11/12 05:38 PM
Well.. Its hard to be a manager at nudist beach n be the salesman at super dildo store at same time I'll be back at beach till March and... Make sure you visit our super dildo store. Unfortunately, New years stock is sold out OUT OF STOCK! But I put a down payment on a "double dong dildo". I AM still getting that, right?!?! WHERES ASH! I DEMAND TO KNOW THE STATUS OF MY "DOUBLE DONG" NOW! double dong doesnt come in handy nowadays. If you want one you'll have to order it specialliy from the company which is at solomon islands. But hey talk to Alookat101. He might have a pack in his pocket

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/11/12 05:39 PM
Well.. Its hard to be a manager at nudist beach n be the salesman at super dildo store at same time I'll be back at beach till March and... Make sure you visit our super dildo store. Unfortunately, New years stock is sold out OUT OF STOCK! But I put a down payment on a "double dong dildo". I AM still getting that, right?!?! WHERES ASH! I DEMAND TO KNOW THE STATUS OF MY "DOUBLE DONG" NOW! ..your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gooooooooooood! Please dont make me sit here and listen to "Barry Manilow" for too long!

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Wed 01/11/12 05:41 PM
Cuddle buddy! Will you be my straight...well semi straight... lover?! teheheehe

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 05:45 PM
The queen didnt get what i said.my heart is torn apart

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/11/12 05:45 PM
Well.. Its hard to be a manager at nudist beach n be the salesman at super dildo store at same time I'll be back at beach till March and... Make sure you visit our super dildo store. Unfortunately, New years stock is sold out OUT OF STOCK! But I put a down payment on a "double dong dildo". I AM still getting that, right?!?! WHERES ASH! I DEMAND TO KNOW THE STATUS OF MY "DOUBLE DONG" NOW! ..your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gooooooooooood! Please dont make me sit here and listen to "Barry Manilow" for too long! Ohhhhhhhhhh no, no, no!!! Not the freaken "Baby Elephant Walk", ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!! AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS!

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 05:46 PM
Cuddle buddy! Will you be my straight...well semi straight... lover?! teheheehe as long as im 'lover', im up for it

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 01/11/12 05:47 PM
The queen didnt get what i said.my heart is torn apart Your "Super Dildo Store" is gonna be torn apart, if you dont get me my damn "double dong", I ordered!!!

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 05:52 PM
Hey wait! Why would you need a double dong? You arent getting into action with Sine, are you? Im gonna tell UJ about this. Just wait :D

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Wed 01/11/12 05:54 PM
Eeep!! wtf?? hahaha

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Wed 01/11/12 06:01 PM
I thought you she would like to share double dong with you

Sine_Cera Joined Thu 01/05/12 Posts: 619	Wed 01/11/12 06:04 PM
I don't like to share >:\ haha

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Wed 01/11/12 06:19 PM
..well, yeah.. ..idk. Bored. Don't have much to do. Finishing this poem. Posting it. Then. Out. Word.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Wed 01/11/12 06:27 PM
I don't like to share >:\ haha hellz yeah neva share nothin

VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Wed 01/11/12 06:29 PM
All this talk of dongs kinda scares me.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Wed 01/11/12 06:31 PM
Not my fav topic either

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Wed 01/11/12 07:11 PM
>.>

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Wed 01/11/12 07:11 PM
..well, least they were talking.