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Topic: Drunketry: "Some Girls"
Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 02:00 AM
Ok, before you read this there is a few things you should know: 1. It was three of us. 2. We were heavily intoxicated. 3. I'm still f****d up, so I may regret putting this up tomorrow. 4. If it offends, stop reading it. Don't finish it. Don't comment. I'm apologizing before you even started so.. Sorry. xD Err, I mean :[ 5. Alcohol - Thinking of Girls - Three Guys = Either a really bad interracial gay porn OR some of the weirdest, oddest, and dumbest invented games in history. If you wanna know what/how they game was played... Ask me tomorrow.. Heck.. If it wasn't for the red lines.. Who knows who would even be able to read this. xD Enjoy! Or complain.. Idk.. Whatever. Why you looking at me? It's a free country. Wanna play monopoly? Don't like it? I have Anti-Monopoly. xD Seriously.. Who makes a game that's against monopoly,call it Anti-Monopoly, yet everything's the same? Who does that? I'd ask who'd even bother buying it.. but, well, yeah.. When you get sick of Boardwalk.. The Plank is just so much cooler. Ok, shutting up. :x - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Written by: M, T, and J 01. (pst what's today? Oh right, right) Ahem 01.07.2011- (Pst, dude, it's 2012) (Man stfu and I'd be done already!) 01.07.2012! (Sheesh) Some girls are cute Some girls are btches Some girls are sweet Some girls need stitches Some girls are nice Some girls are skinny Some girls make me say “Holy S*, it’s Ms. Piggy!” Some girls have butts Some girls are s Some girls are busty Some girls are flat Some girls are rusty Some girls have tats Some girls are fusty Some girls are wild Some girls are riled Some girls are timid Some girls are sweet Some girls make me livid Some girls are caring Some girls are religious Some girls are sincere While others are vicious Some girls are kind Some girls don’t mind Some girls are sexy Some girls are elegant Some girls are teases Some girls are irrelevant Some girls are sleazes Some girls are fake Some girls are real Some girls are smart Some girls do steal Some girls are beautiful Some girls are pitiful Some girls ride Harleys Some girls are Charlies Some girls are healthy Some girls are sick Some girls are wealthy Some girls have d Some girls are hippies Some girls are clowns Some girls sniff sharpies Some girls bare frowns Some girls are normal Some girls are formal Some girls are crazy Some girls are lazy Some girls throw rocks Some girls are prude Some girls like c Some girls are crude Some girls like other girls Some girls have straight hair Some girls have curls Some girls are fair Some girls are whores Like that b from the Shore Some girls have mustaches Some girls give me dual rashes Some girls are pretty Some girls are sweet Some girls are needy While some are just in heat Girls all differ Making them each unique Some try to be special Even if they lack that technique I want my musician The girl who loves art I want something vintage The one with my heart The one who can nurture And all that lies in my future I’ll simply call her Becca Cause what the h* Rhymes with Rebecca?

LoverzNutz Joined Mon 01/02/12 Posts: 152	Sat 01/07/12 02:17 AM
Some girls sniff Sharpies hahaha Round of Applause Thats talent man.. If that offends anybody .. Get a sense of homour cause that the truth right there

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 01/07/12 02:29 AM
Well, that was interesting. You did say you were drunk? Ok, then I'll go easy on you. Geez, was that that last part obvious enough?? But, don't propose in the forums...she will lol you.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 02:32 AM
Wow..ty, ty. walks up, collects his Average Joe Award I'd like to thank, first off.. T and J. They were a big part of this production. Next I'd like to thank (pst wth was that stuff? ..right, right) Ahem.. I'd like to thank Grey Goose.. that, uh, thingy with the long weird name.. (Zambuka dumba) yeah..Zimbabwe.. Seventhly.. (Dude, you're only on like three) ..my mom. (your mom?) (wth?) ..cause.. without.. um.. (dude, he's gonna fall) (nah he's gonna puke) ($20 says he falls) (you're on!) Cause uh... ZzzzzzZzzzz... (No f**** way) (He passed out standing up?!) (Grab his wallet, let's get outta here)(Already got it)

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 02:34 AM
Well, that was interesting. You did say you were drunk? Ok, then I'll go easy on you. Geez, was that that last part obvious enough?? But, don't propose in the forums...she will lol you. Ha! Jokes on you. I already did that. lol She said maybe. :D (Jokingly of course)

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 01/07/12 02:35 AM Edited by machug on Sat 01/07/12 02:36 AM
Wow..ty, ty. walks up, collects his Average Joe Award I'd like to thank, first off.. T and J. They were a big part of this production. Next I'd like to thank (pst wth was that stuff? ..right, right) Ahem.. I'd like to thank Grey Goose.. that, uh, thingy with the long weird name.. (Zambuka dumba) yeah..Zimbabwe.. Seventhly.. (Dude, you're only on like three) ..my mom. (your mom?) (wth?) ..cause.. without.. um.. (dude, he's gonna fall) (nah he's gonna puke) ($20 says he falls) (you're on!) Cause uh... ZzzzzzZzzzz... (No f**** way) (He passed out standing up?!) (Grab his wallet, let's get outta here)(Already got it) I covered your passed out body with a blankie...don't puke on it.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 02:38 AM
Wow... No wonder I don't drink often >.< Night friends, hataz, paparazzi.. Yeah you.. I see you in the bushes. ..and, eh, any who know me who don't fit it any previously listed category.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 01/07/12 02:42 AM
Wow... No wonder I don't drink often >.< Night friends, hataz, paparazzi.. Yeah you.. I see you in the bushes. ..and, eh, any who know me who don't fit it any previously listed category. Sleep it off. No complaining about your head when you wake up.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sat 01/07/12 06:39 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 11:30 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O

VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Sat 01/07/12 11:36 AM
Wow... No wonder I don't drink often >.< Night friends, hataz, paparazzi.. Yeah you.. I see you in the bushes. ..and, eh, any who know me who don't fit it any previously listed category. Sleep it off. No complaining about your head when you wake up. Lol, he did complain about his head when he woke up.

VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Sat 01/07/12 11:37 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O Mecca.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 11:44 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O Mecca. True.. That's a place or something that attracts people.. for eh, something, right? Well.. I rhymed your name.. two different ways. So.. It seemed cuter then. :O

VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Sat 01/07/12 11:52 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O Mecca. True.. That's a place or something that attracts people.. for eh, something, right? Well.. I rhymed your name.. two different ways. So.. It seemed cuter then. :O mec·ca (mk) n. 1. a. A place that is regarded as the center of an activity or interest. b. A goal to which adherents of a religious faith or practice fervently aspire. 2. A place visited by many people: a mecca for tourists.

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 11:53 AM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O Mecca. True.. That's a place or something that attracts people.. for eh, something, right? Well.. I rhymed your name.. two different ways. So.. It seemed cuter then. :O mec·ca (mk) n. 1. a. A place that is regarded as the center of an activity or interest. b. A goal to which adherents of a religious faith or practice fervently aspire. 2. A place visited by many people: a mecca for tourists. Not exactly sure why.. ...but... You are so hot when you whip out the dictionary on my a**.

VintagenNerdy Joined Sat 12/31/11 Posts: 1231	Sat 01/07/12 12:35 PM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O Mecca. True.. That's a place or something that attracts people.. for eh, something, right? Well.. I rhymed your name.. two different ways. So.. It seemed cuter then. :O mec·ca (mk) n. 1. a. A place that is regarded as the center of an activity or interest. b. A goal to which adherents of a religious faith or practice fervently aspire. 2. A place visited by many people: a mecca for tourists. Not exactly sure why.. ...but... You are so hot when you whip out the dictionary on my a**. Good to know.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sat 01/07/12 12:38 PM
You said what rhymes with Rebecca? How about Rosetta. But your ending is more fun ..Rosetta? Maybe, but a sentence, 5 words or less, that makes sense? Ugh, btw, never drinking again.. :O I had thought Rosetta was a foreign language for a small rose so I was thinking along the line of her name is Rebecca with lips of Rosetta. But, I was wrong It is a town in Egypt: so... Her name is Rebecca, and I would follow her to Rosetta (But Mecca WOULD be the better rhyme)

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 12:40 PM
Good to know. Oh yeah? Hmm... How so? :O

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sat 01/07/12 12:43 PM
Good to know. Oh yeah? Hmm... How so? :O He is going to wear you down Rebecca. He'll never stop...

Sin_and_Sorrow Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 5757	Sat 01/07/12 12:55 PM
Good to know. Oh yeah? Hmm... How so? :O He is going to wear you down Rebecca. He'll never stop... Not true. If I'm told to stop. I will do so. :( I'm not 'THAT' guy. >.>