And cats.

Okkkkkkkkkkk, okkkkkkkkkkkkk,

It works on Cats!

Geeeeeeeeeez!

I still havent heard the knee buckling pick up line.

Although they all are very cute!

I think I posted this in the other thread after the contest was already over...not sure, but what the heck.

Me: "I'm impressed."
Lady "By what?"
Me: "By you, my dear."
Lady: "What have I done to impress you?"
Me: "Being kicked out of heaven. Surely you must have made the other angels so jealous that God was tired of hearing them complain."

Do you sleep on your stomach? *waits for answer* Can I???


So do you f***, s*** and take it up the azz, or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?


Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed and would like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.


I bet you $50 that you're gonna turn me down. (Can't lose with that one!)


*Gives her the biggest and strongest drink possible* Here, drink this and call me when you're ready.


Do you know the main difference between conversation and sex? No? Wanna go upstairs and talk?


Can I touch your belly button...........from the inside?

"Of all of the natural wonders I've ever witnessed, you are by far the most beautiful creature to ever grace the Earth with your presence."