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Topic: You know you want me, so give it to me!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/13/11 10:08 AM
Wanna ****? Not you, Ruth!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/13/11 10:09 AM
Wanna **? hahahaha Sure-fire :-) I used to have a gf that I went to bars with. She would sit across the bar from a guy, making eyes at him. Then she would say (mouth) 'wanna **' to him. He would look around to see who she was talking to. Finally, he would believe. So he would come over to our table, and she would be like, "Are you CRAZY? I was asking the time.."

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Tue 12/13/11 11:01 AM
Wanna ****? Not you, Ruth!!!! That's the response I always get.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/13/11 11:02 AM
Wanna ****? Not you, Ruth!!!! That's the response I always get.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Tue 12/13/11 11:04 AM
Nice Legs. What time do they open?.....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/13/11 01:22 PM
Nice Legs. What time do they open?..... Very cool!

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Tue 12/13/11 02:49 PM
Errrr... Excuse me ma'am, whats that wet spot inbetween your legs? Hmmmmmm

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 12/13/11 03:28 PM
I lost my number...can I have yours?

paul1217 Joined Fri 01/29/10 Posts: 904	Tue 12/13/11 04:18 PM
Allow me to clear off a spot for you to sit down. (said while wiping mustache).

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 12/13/11 06:36 PM
here...grab my hand and I'll pick you up

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Tue 12/13/11 06:36 PM
I lost my number...can I have yours? YES

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Tue 12/13/11 06:40 PM
Would you like a Tiger in your tank.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21490	Wed 12/14/11 03:39 PM
I just got this roll of shiny new nickels from the bank. Any ideas on what I could spend them on?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 12/14/11 03:50 PM
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

andrewzooms Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 2842	Wed 12/14/11 03:52 PM
Guy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Girl: I dunno. Guy: Enough to break the ice. Hi i'm Andrew.

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 12/14/11 03:59 PM
I just got this roll of shiny new nickels from the bank. Any ideas on what I could spend them on? The shiny part works really well on blondes dude.....

skywisper Joined Mon 03/21/11 Posts: 1213	Wed 12/14/11 04:53 PM
Give me your best pick-up line? This outta to be funny! As much as i do want you i am to shy and dont know what to say But i could probly show you how i feel

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21490	Wed 12/14/11 04:58 PM
I just got this roll of shiny new nickels from the bank. Any ideas on what I could spend them on? The shiny part works really well on blondes dude..... And cats.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21490	Wed 12/14/11 05:02 PM
I just got this roll of shiny new nickels from the bank. Any ideas on what I could spend them on? The shiny part works really well on blondes dude..... And cats.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21490	Wed 12/14/11 05:06 PM
I just got this roll of shiny new nickels from the bank. Any ideas on what I could spend them on? The shiny part works really well on blondes dude..... And cats.