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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 4
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/25/12 05:11 AM
What the biotchy hades is this? I was supposed to dress in lingerie and be your biotchy freaking court jester. How biotchy dare you replace biotchy ol me?

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 06:16 AM
The fact that you biotch slap yourself is reason in its biotchy self that you try out for the biotchy position Boonebasnastard. You'll be an overnight basnastard star!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/25/12 01:18 PM
The fact that you biotch slap yourself is reason in its biotchy self that you try out for the biotchy position Boonebasnastard. You'll be an overnight basnastard star!! Over my biotchy dead and beheaded body! My lingerie, my biotchy gig!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/25/12 01:37 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/25/12 01:39 PM
The fact that you biotch slap yourself is reason in its biotchy self that you try out for the biotchy position Boonebasnastard. You'll be an overnight basnastard star!! Over my biotchy dead and beheaded body! My lingerie, my biotchy gig! Hippiebasnastard have you still biotchy not learned, your not biotchy running any biotchy thing here except your basnastardly mouth. Men in lingerie do not biotchy amuse me, they biotchy excite me. Well this biotchy basnastard does! THIS is what my biothcy court jesters biotchy wear. You may biotchy try out, like the biotchy rest of the basnastards, and whomever biothcy amuses me the biotchy best, will be my biotchy jester!

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 05/25/12 02:01 PM
Most beautiful and sexiest Queenboitch in all the boitchen kingdoms, I sickenly grovel before your throne to ask if the position of Court Jester be open to the femaleboitches. Oh how I enjoy taking the mickey out of anything that is stupid!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/25/12 04:57 PM
Don't biotchy let her Queen B! You have a biotchy reputation to uphold!

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Fri 05/25/12 05:03 PM
Yeah that's right who said the Queen was taking auditions in the first place.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 05/25/12 05:06 PM Edited by jemare on Fri 05/25/12 05:07 PM
I don't know OH52.... Lady Wind could be onto something here. This could be an equal opportunity biotchin kingdom Although I wouldn't want to see it turned into a biotchin Amazon Kingdom, I don't think we're tall enough

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 05:45 PM
Most beautiful and sexiest Queenboitch in all the boitchen kingdoms, I sickenly grovel before your throne to ask if the position of Court Jester be open to the femaleboitches. Oh how I enjoy taking the mickey out of anything that is stupid! It biotchin behoves me to say the biotchin least to see such biotchin grovel in all its biotchin wonderment. That alone is a biotchin pre-requisite for a biotchin court jester, which you clearly have a natural biotchin talent for ladywindbiotch.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 05:48 PM
Yeah that's right who said the Queen was taking auditions in the first place. The biotchin queen did, but it seems you missed that biotchin episode. P biotchin S: Do you come with your own biotchin kitty litter?

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Fri 05/25/12 06:03 PM
Its our 3rd anniversary!! Welcome to (((((((((( LUV2'S BIOTCH AND BASNASTARD KINGDOM )))))))))) The place where all biotches, and basnastards unite as one, in the biotchy kingdom of biotches, and basnastards! You belong here if any, or all, of 1-20 applies to you...(if your a man, just substitute the word "basnastard", for the word "biotch" for 1-20). 1) Your a biotch. 2) All your friends think your a biotch. 3) Your parents wanted to name you biotch. 4) When you look up biotch in the dictionary, your picture is there. 5) I think your a biotch. 6) When driving people often yell "biotch" at you on the road. 7) Your kids think your a biotch. 8) Your pets think your a biotch. 9) Your so much of a biotch, that you dont even care that people think your a biotch. 10)You look like a biotch. 11)When your friends are asked what they think of you, they say,"shes a biotch". 12)Even Mr. Rogers thinks your a biotch. 13)You hang around with all biotches. 14)You are the biggest biotch in your group of biotch friends. 15)Your husband thinks your a biotch. 16)Your wife thinks your a biotch, even though your a man. 17)Elton John wrote the song,"The Biotch is Back" for you. 18)All you ever do is biotch. 19)Everytime you leave a room, "I hate that biotch" is said behind your back. 20)You will proudly and gladly wear the "biotch"tee shirts I give, at least twice a week. If ANY, or ALL of these, apply to you, just come into the Biotch Kingdom, and tell the Queen Biotch which one, or ones, apply, and you will be accepted into the kingdom. At this time, you will recieve 2 biotch tee shirts. They are to ALWAYS be worn, when inside the kingdom, and be worn, no less, than 2 times per week, outside of the kingdom. The biotch/basnastard kingdom is a place, where we can biotch ANYTIME or AS MUCH as we desire! You may biotch at the world, just vent, or just be biotches and basnastards for the fuzuck of it! OUR MOTTO IS: "WE ARE BIOTCHES, WE DONT LIKE SNITCHES, WE BURN THEM LIKE WITCHES, AND THROW THEM IN DITCHES". and "THERE CAN NEVER BE TOO MANY BIOTCHES AND BASNASTARDS IN THE WORLD!". If any of this sounds good to you, than join the Biotch Kingdom, we will be delighted to have you!! WELCOME! -Your Biotch Queen & King I "LUVS" you Queen Biotch. I`m not worthy to be in your Biotchy presence.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 05/25/12 06:19 PM
Does that dirty boitchen four letter word have to be uttered in this compassionless boitchen kingdom. Mind your manners rarabarnastard. Ugh!

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 06:24 PM
How about you just leave the basnastard in you behind on your biotchy way out then?

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 06:37 PM
Does that dirty boitchen four letter word have to be uttered in this compassionless boitchen kingdom. Mind your manners rarabarnastard. Ugh! That biotchin 4 letter word is the reason why we're biotchin here. You may want to ponder some biotchin more on that

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Fri 05/25/12 06:41 PM
The nerve of some of these Biotchys trying to attack a fellow Basnastard who in turn no not what is allowed to be said in Queen Biotchys Kingdom.., Forgive him for he has just awaking from a long winter nap.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 07:00 PM
It has nothing to do with biotchin nerve and everything to do with entering the biotchin realm of biotches & basnastards. Unless i'm biotchy mistaken, in which case i shall exit my biotchy a$$ out the biotchy door.

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Fri 05/25/12 07:12 PM Edited by alookat101 on Fri 05/25/12 07:12 PM
Leave that sexy Biotchy a$$ in here unless your going to the bathroom.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 05/25/12 07:14 PM
Boitchykurahangi know now I have the smoking hot Captain of the Guard under my boitchen hypnotised, oh so manipulative spell. The dungeons are full of wenches who disregarded my 'one finger' salute.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 07:19 PM
Yes indeed...my biotchin nose does need powdering after poking it in biotchy threads where it doesn't biotchy belong. And i'm not talking about the biotchy zip up kind of biotchy threads either...before you biotchy think otherwise.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 05/25/12 07:28 PM
Public thread, he made me laugh my azz off.