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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 4
rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Fri 05/25/12 07:28 PM Edited by rara777 on Fri 05/25/12 07:29 PM
Biotchy Basnastards Biotchy Basnastards Biotchy Basnastards SEE how we are.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 07:30 PM
Boitchykurahangi know now I have the smoking hot Captain of the Guard under my boitchen hypnotised, oh so manipulative spell. The dungeons are full of wenches who disregarded my 'one finger' salute. Indeed..the last i biotchy saw of them, they were at a biotchy loss as to how to biotchy work it Soooo...whilst they're still biotchy trying to figure it out. I thought i'd help my biotchy self

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 07:33 PM
Biotchy Basnastards Biotchy Basnastards Biotchy Basnastards SEE how we are. Now that's just damn well biotchin disturbing to see a biotchin nursery rhyme in this biotchy kingdom. I think you better go back to biotchy fairytale land Rara.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Fri 05/25/12 07:53 PM
I've got a pocketful of biotchin moods and not afraid to biotchin use them!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/25/12 09:48 PM
I've got a pocketful of biotchin moods and not afraid to biotchin use them! Oh Oh! Me Me!!!!

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Fri 05/25/12 09:50 PM
Having second thoughts of my heterosexual stance!! I want her!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 05/25/12 10:17 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 05/25/12 10:27 PM
RARABASNASTARD! You biothcy quote the laws of the biotchy kingdom, and yet, you biotchy dont biotchy follow the biotchy rules!! CAN THE BIOTCHY NURSERY RHYMES, AND BIOTHCY PUT ON YOUR BASNASTARD TEE SHIRT! Biotchy biotch and basnastardly basnastard tee shirts are always to be biotchy worn in the kingdom. Apparently you biotchy either need biotchy to read the biotchy rules again, or you need biotchy, "Hooked on biotchy Phonics", so you can biotchy read. IM certainly not biotchy teaching your basnastardly azz! I see we biotchy have quite a biotchy ruckus biotchy going on about the biotchy court jester position. MY BASNASTARDLY KING IS BIOTCHY AWAY, SO I NEED SOMEONE WHO BIOTCHY CAN AMUSE ME, and in a biotchy way, that I biotchy find entertaining. Perhaps we can biotchy have biothcy cage fights, and the biotchy winner of them, will be my biothcy court jester? Hmmmmmmmmmm, I do so biotchy enjoy biotchy, bloody, brutal, biotchy cage fights! And since biotchy when do biotches grovel? Biotchy disturbing happenings in my biothcy kingdom. Anymore biotchy compliments about my biotchy greatness, and I shall surely biotchy vomit!! Oh biotch queen, I biotchy luvs you, oh biotch queen, I humbly bow down to you, oh biotch queen, the biotchy most biotchy beautiful biotchy queen in the biotchy land, GET YOUR BIOTCH AND BASNASTARD NOSES, OUT OF MY BIOTCHY AZZ, WOULD YOU??? BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! UTTERLY BIOTCHY DISGUSTING!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww, I almost biotchy feel clean. What a biotchy horrible biotchy feeling!! Hippiebasnastard, do you biotchy STILL continue to biotchy tell your biotchy queen how to biotchy act, when you have biotchy been flogged to a biotchy pulp. One more biotchy word about my biotchy reputation, out of your basnastard hole, and "I" will PERSONALLY biotchy behead you! Do I biotchy make myself biotchy clear? I had such biotchy fun yesterday. I put biotchy nair, in my biotchy sisters biotchy shampoo.. and look.. stupid biotchy bald biotch, gave me biotchy access to her biotchy toiletries...stupid biotchy trusting biothcy biotch. Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahahahah! Now, lets biothcy get to biothcy work. There are biotchy lives to biotchy ruin!! Carry on

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 05/25/12 11:32 PM
Your biotchy biotching queen b, court jesters always give advice. I was biotching doing my bloody job, get your biotchy head out of your biotchy a$$. Muahhahhahaha (skips around and jumps rope).

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sat 05/26/12 03:43 PM
Being a biotchin sports trainer for the past 20 years requires me to biotchin strap footballers biotchin shite together prior to going out on the biotchin football field to do battle. Those that have had the biotchin privilege of having me strap them know better than to give me biotchin grief in the change rooms, lest they find themselves ripping biotchin strapping tape off their biotchin nipples post game. I have a new biotchin bunch of footballers this year, who need biotchin bringing up to speed on this biotchin practice.

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Sat 05/26/12 04:38 PM
Yeah yeah yeah..., I'm ready for my interview what's the hold up in front of this line I bet it's somebody biotchin up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sat 05/26/12 04:40 PM
Do you need some biotchin strapping cat??

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 05/26/12 05:01 PM
Can I biotchy watch?

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sat 05/26/12 05:10 PM Edited by Kahurangi on Sat 05/26/12 05:49 PM
There is no biotchin sideliners in this biotchin game Hippiebasnastard...put up or biotchin sit down in the biotchin NFI corner with the rest of the NFI biotches & basnastards

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 05/26/12 05:55 PM
Your biotchy biotching queen b, court jesters always give advice. I was biotching doing my bloody job, get your biotchy head out of your biotchy a$$. Muahhahhahaha (skips around and jumps rope). Hippiebasnastard, I am biothcy done with your basnastardly smart azz remarks. You will biothcy bow at my biotchy feet, biotchy beg for forgiveness, or you will be biothcy escorted out of this biotchy kingdom, FOR GOOD!! THIS IS YOUR LAST BIOTCHY WARNING, HEED WHAT I BIOTCHY SAY AS BIOTHCY TRUTH. IM THE F'N BIOTCH QUEEN..NOBODY BIOTHCY TALKS TO ME WITH THAT BASNASTARDLY TONE! You shall have your biotchy turn Alookatbasnastard. You best spend your extra basnastardly time, training for the biotchy cage fights. They wont biotchy be easy. Your not biotchy going to be biotchy fighting each other you biotchy know? You will be biotchy fighting my good old basnastardly friend Leatherbasnastard....UNARMED! Muuuuuuahahahaha.

alookat101 Joined Fri 12/12/08 Posts: 17442	Sat 05/26/12 07:04 PM
No worry's here.. Kung fu ., Whale Wrestling .,Swallowing live rattle snakes blind folded.., I've read all of those books., I'm razor sharp fit, trained and ready for all challengers excluding you my Royal Queen Biotchy!!!!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 05/26/12 08:39 PM
Gee whiz queen biotchy b, I grovel at your feet with love and affection of your harsh whip. Heap platitudes of praise on my biotchy head as it is biotchy looking for your biotchy leadership in what to do. And I bow at your biotchy smelling feet for your biotchy forgiveness renowned in all the kingdom. Forgive me if I pass out in biotchy ecstasy.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sun 05/27/12 03:36 AM
No worry's here.. Kung fu ., Whale Wrestling .,Swallowing live rattle snakes blind folded.., I've read all of those books., I'm razor sharp fit, trained and ready for all challengers excluding you my Royal Queen Biotchy!!!!!!!! Your last biotchy girlfriend does not count as biotchy whale wrestling, neither, i might biotchy add, does reading the biotchy power rangers. And the biotchy people who would have you biotchy believe those were live biotchy rattlesnakes they swallowed???....wellllllll...they weren’t rattlesnakes at all, but they wouldn’t biotchy know that because they were biotchy blindfolded! But you should not let that biotchy discourage you from biotchy reading and honing your biotchy skills, because one day you may want to biotchy write your own biotchy basnastard comic book. And to give you some biotchy motivation, i have, out of my biotchy charitable biotchness...decided to gift to basnastard you...a title and cover for your biotchy basnastard book. If you biotchy ever get that far.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sun 05/27/12 03:45 AM
Gee whiz queen biotchy b, I grovel at your feet with love and affection of your harsh whip. Heap platitudes of praise on my biotchy head as it is biotchy looking for your biotchy leadership in what to do. And I bow at your biotchy smelling feet for your biotchy forgiveness renowned in all the kingdom. Forgive me if I pass out in biotchy ecstasy. There's biotchy potential for you yet Hippiebasnastard with that last biotchy paragraph of yours. It made up for the biotchy "gee whiz" beginning. I suggest you biotchy quit watching biotchy Batman & the biotchy boy wonder. Tough i biotchy know, but tis the only biotchy way you're going to biotchy wean yourself away from the biotchy urge to use such biotchy phrases.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 05/27/12 03:11 PM
Gee whiz queen biotchy b, I grovel at your feet with love and affection of your harsh whip. Heap platitudes of praise on my biotchy head as it is biotchy looking for your biotchy leadership in what to do. And I bow at your biotchy smelling feet for your biotchy forgiveness renowned in all the kingdom. Forgive me if I pass out in biotchy ecstasy. Wellllllllllllll,,,,,,,o.k.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 05/27/12 03:14 PM
No worry's here.. Kung fu ., Whale Wrestling .,Swallowing live rattle snakes blind folded.., I've read all of those books., I'm razor sharp fit, trained and ready for all challengers excluding you my Royal Queen Biotchy!!!!!!!! Your last biotchy girlfriend does not count as biotchy whale wrestling, neither, i might biotchy add, does reading the biotchy power rangers. And the biotchy people who would have you biotchy believe those were live biotchy rattlesnakes they swallowed???....wellllllll...they weren’t rattlesnakes at all, but they wouldn’t biotchy know that because they were biotchy blindfolded! But you should not let that biotchy discourage you from biotchy reading and honing your biotchy skills, because one day you may want to biotchy write your own biotchy basnastard comic book. And to give you some biotchy motivation, i have, out of my biotchy charitable biotchness...decided to gift to basnastard you...a title and cover for your biotchy basnastard book. If you biotchy ever get that far. I love the biothcy picture, but I biotchy say "Badazz Biothcy Puzzy on Wheels", would be a biotchy better title.