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Topic: YOU are just freegin NUTS!!!!
Tulareman Joined Thu 08/25/11 Posts: 487	Sat 12/10/11 12:43 AM
What made you that way? I believe it is due to the fact that the doctor dropped me on my head when i was born.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 12/10/11 01:38 AM
I blame it on all the lead paint chips. If you weren't supposed to eat them, they wouldn't be so appetizing and readily available..... I really hope you are watching your salt intake! I do my best. I try to only lick windows and not armpits anymore.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sat 12/10/11 03:42 AM
Well it IS winter (salt on the roads)......as long as you're only licking interiors....I guess....?????

Rugbytaff Joined Fri 12/09/11 Posts: 8	Sat 12/10/11 03:55 AM
370HSSV 0773H When i recieved this message

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Sun 12/11/11 03:50 PM
The world is a great big ball of opportunity, and I want to expose myself to as much of it as I can!!!

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Tue 12/13/11 01:03 AM
Are these Balls held for pleasure, or are these Balls held for fancy dress?

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 12/13/11 01:49 AM


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Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 12/13/11 05:31 AM
Help, lost in Walmart parking lot for 2 days now...Can't find my car and the ice cream is melting.....Friggin NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45395	Tue 12/13/11 05:40 AM
The world is a great big ball of opportunity, and I want to expose myself to as much of it as I can!!! Glad you are staying abreast of the sitch.

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 12/13/11 08:10 AM
Product of two very proud neglectful parents A N D watching flicks like fantasia and animal house on a constant but self-serving loop.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Tue 12/13/11 08:20 AM
Well I sobered up and I got thinkin... Boy ya ain't much fun since I quit drinkin

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 12/13/11 09:04 AM
I am completely normal, for a flying pig!

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Tue 12/13/11 12:10 PM Edited by Hightrek on Tue 12/13/11 12:11 PM
The world is a great big ball of opportunity, and I want to expose myself to as much of it as I can!!! Glad you are staying abreast of the sitch.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 12/13/11 12:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lENb6OzabPs

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Tue 12/13/11 12:17 PM
I always thought that Nuts is spelled NUTZ! Guess I must be Nutz!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 12/13/11 01:32 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 12/13/11 01:33 PM
Even a blind squirrel goes nuts sometimes. No wait, thats not right. Even a nutty squirrel goes blind sometimes. is that it? Im thinkin not. Hmmmmm, Even blind squirrels go nutty, or is it Even nutty squirrels go blind? A squirrel with a hand, is better than 2 in the bush! You have to be nutty, to put your hand on a squirrels nuts. A squirrels nuts come in handy................................................

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Wed 12/14/11 12:37 AM
R. - I knew that in one way or another, you'd be grabbin the squirrel. ;-P

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Wed 12/14/11 12:54 AM
Even a blind squirrel goes nuts sometimes. No wait, thats not right. Even a nutty squirrel goes blind sometimes. is that it? Im thinkin not. Hmmmmm, Even blind squirrels go nutty, or is it Even nutty squirrels go blind? A squirrel with a hand, is better than 2 in the bush! You have to be nutty, to put your hand on a squirrels nuts. A squirrels nuts come in handy................................................ ^----- Definitely squirrelly.....

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24703	Wed 12/14/11 01:51 AM Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 12/14/11 01:52 AM
Product of two very proud neglectful parents A N D watching flicks like fantasia and animal house on a constant but self-serving loop. Mickey, punching his cheeks full of food saying "I'm a ZIT!!!....GET IT?!!!". Thanks for the visual.....(and Yah, parents)